[Benning Boy]

I'm considering hiring cops who were suspended for protecting themselves, giving them assault rifles, and keeping them hidden in each room of the house. I may give them Tasers as well, cuz there's a sweet deal at Promotive's on them.

Anybody else do this?

[Jo da Plumbr]

Hell ya. I have one in my wife's closet. They'll never find him there.

And I saved him from having to be a mall cop.

[Dillinger]

My HOA gave me flak about having Zeus & Apollo at the end of the drive with their M-249's. Turns out we have some stupid covenants about "interlacing fields of fully automatic fire".

Whatever.

I am fighting it with the help of an out of work law enforcement attorney that I call McManus.

[suprdave]

I keep mine under the bed...

[Benning Boy]

I'm putting one under a newspaper....

[notdku]

I have to think cheap and have decided to hire disgruntled Burger King employees. They won't be armed, but they are under instruction to alert me to danger.

[Benning Boy]

Originally Posted by notdku

I have to think cheap and have decided to hire disgruntled Burger King employees. They won't be armed, but they are under instruction to alert me to danger.

Just spit the Diet Dew.

[Gojubrian]

Originally Posted by Cmike

That's a great idea. Get the soon to be former cop trained in jaywalking tickets and punching out 90 pound girls.

I am sure he will be a great help.

Those brownie girls do great training.

That chick was 170lbs if she was an ounce!

[Gojubrian]

Originally Posted by Cmike

Make sure all the guns are safely locked away just in case someone needs it in a hurry

You keep one on YOU.

I'm going to stick with my dogs. They do like donuts,but they eat dogfood without complaining.

[Gojubrian]

Who's being hostile here?