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Benning Boy 06-18-2010 03:03 PM

Spreading Cops Around The House
 
I'm considering hiring cops who were suspended for protecting themselves, giving them assault rifles, and keeping them hidden in each room of the house. I may give them Tasers as well, cuz there's a sweet deal at Promotive's on them.

Anybody else do this?

Jo da Plumbr 06-18-2010 03:06 PM

Hell ya. I have one in my wife's closet. They'll never find him there.

And I saved him from having to be a mall cop.

Dillinger 06-18-2010 03:12 PM

My HOA gave me flak about having Zeus & Apollo at the end of the drive with their M-249's. Turns out we have some stupid covenants about "interlacing fields of fully automatic fire".

Whatever.

I am fighting it with the help of an out of work law enforcement attorney that I call McManus.

suprdave 06-18-2010 03:24 PM

I keep mine under the bed...

Benning Boy 06-18-2010 03:28 PM

I'm putting one under a newspaper....;)

notdku 06-18-2010 03:30 PM

I have to think cheap and have decided to hire disgruntled Burger King employees. They won't be armed, but they are under instruction to alert me to danger.

Benning Boy 06-18-2010 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notdku (Post 302028)
I have to think cheap and have decided to hire disgruntled Burger King employees. They won't be armed, but they are under instruction to alert me to danger.

Just spit the Diet Dew.:D

Gojubrian 06-18-2010 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cmike (Post 302047)
That's a great idea. Get the soon to be former cop trained in jaywalking tickets and punching out 90 pound girls.

I am sure he will be a great help.

Those brownie girls do great training.:D

That chick was 170lbs if she was an ounce!

Gojubrian 06-18-2010 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cmike (Post 302050)
Make sure all the guns are safely locked away just in case someone needs it in a hurry;)

You keep one on YOU. :rolleyes:

I'm going to stick with my dogs. They do like donuts,but they eat dogfood without complaining.

Gojubrian 06-18-2010 04:05 PM

Who's being hostile here? :confused:


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