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Old 07-22-2009, 05:42 PM   #21
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LMAO!!! Another classic. Spike is getting some great ideas for free here today. I hope they are taking notes....

Awesome thread Benning. I can't wait to see what's next...

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Old 07-22-2009, 05:50 PM   #22
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Sit and be fit made workouts fun.

Bess Motta made workouts sexy.

Richard Simmons made workouts gay.


Now IGETEVEN makes workouts TERRIFYING!!!!

See IGETEVEN take people who think they want to get in shape, and make them realize that they just want to survive!

IGETEVEN: "Why are you here, fat@$$?"

Fatguy: "To get in shape and look like my hero!"

IGETEVEN: "And who is your hero, donut?"

Fatguy: "Chuck Norris, sir!"

Screen goes black, sounds of tearing flesh, and gurgling.

See "Pick up that phonepole or I will kill you" this fall on Spike!

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Old 07-22-2009, 05:51 PM   #23
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LMAO!!! You seriously have too much time on your hands. My personal favorite:
"Buckshot and pandemonium rule Thursday nights this Fall on Spike!"

Why haven't any hippies died yet? Don't you know they are whats wrong with America? Old hippies are running the country now, look at the Clintons, John Kerry, Frank, etc...

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Other than 24, I never watch a thing on network TV. Y'all got some good ideas going here. I really like the Mickey Spillane type series as the bad guys always ended up with a gut full of .45 and the hero always had built chicks following him around...

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Robo approve.

That is some funny a$$ $hit there. You have missed your calling.

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That is some funny a$$ $hit there. You have missed your calling.
No no, remember, "Ahem."

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LMAO...BB you are one funny banana. I just hope all the shows go into syndication after long runs. PT so fine does the body good and clears the mind. HOOAH!!

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Ahem....ROFLMAO!

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Ohhhh, I shouldn't.....okay.

This fall, Spike takes Mythbusters, quarter sticks of dynamite, and Tango, mixes well, and gets...

Jesse James is a Girly Girl!!!!

Jesse: "So, you dudes wrote in, and my next stunt is driving this monster truck over a house."

Tango: "Full of dynamite."

Jesse: "What?"

Tango: "The house is full of dynamite."

Jesse: "Wait, I didn't say"

Tango: "Girl."

Jesse: "But I"

Tango: "Homo."

Jesse: "I don't think"

Tango: "Effin girly girl panty douche."

Jesse: "Listen, I don't see the"

Tango: "Just get in the effin truck, Jesse! GET IN THE TRUCK!!!!!"

Jesse James may not be a dead man yet, but Tango is working on it, this Fall on Spike!

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OMG!! ROTFLAMO!!! That is one of the best ones get. "Just get in the effing truck!!" Effing classic!!

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