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Old 07-22-2009, 05:07 PM   #11
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"dutchie"? I can only assume you meant "doobie".
No, I am sure he meant dutchie. As in "Pass the Dutchie" from Musical Youth??

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I disapprove of any series where Matt isn't some creature's lunch within the first 3 minutes.

Matt: "Captain, I think I've found something... Aaaaaagggghhhh!"

Now, THAT's good television.

Or we could do a remake of the Firefly series..

Mal Reynolds - BKT
Jayne Cobb - JD
Wash Washburn - Benning
Zoe - Samples
River Tam - Summer Glau
Guy #4 who is River's love slave at various ports of call - Ineffable

See? I don't really need the lime light. Just a bit part.

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No, I am sure he meant dutchie. As in "Pass the Dutchie" from Musical Youth??

YouTube - Musical Youth - Pass The Dutchie live in 1983 (with lyrics)
Rastafarian educational break: Dutchie is correct, as J.D. has cited. Originally, it meant Dutch Oven, and they were talking about food. Since the "lefthand side" reference made it's way into the song, Dutchie became slang, in certain circles, for doobie.

Don't bust my chops, I'm making you a star, for heaven's sake!
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Sorry, not familiar with that; thanks for the fame. Rastas are stinky & need religion as an excuse for enjoying mother nature's blessing, IMO.

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Jayne Cobb - JD
Sweeeeeeetttt!

JD Approves of this casting.
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The Most Dangerous Game

Spike's entry into the Instructional Hunting Show fray stars RL357. But this is no tramping through the woods, whispering into the microphone show, oh no.

RL357 is stalking the most dangerous game, in the most dangerous environment. He's hunting Liberals, and he's doing it at Starbucks!

Sheryl Crow warbles in the background:"Lie to me, I promise, I'll believe."

Barrista: "Next! Yes, sir."

RL357: "Cup o Joe."

Barrista: "??????"

RL357: "A cup of coffee, with cream. You know, cream, like what you get when you suckle at the teat of Hanoi Jane."

Barrista: "???, okay, would you like to try a Patriotic muffin today?"

RL357: "It's a bun with a little paper flag on a toothpick stuck in it. What do you do with the flag when you finish the muffin?"

Barrista: "You throw it in our re...cycle...bin....uhoh."

Buckshot and pandemonium rule Thursday nights this Fall on Spike!

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Ineff and BKT are Legal F*****G Eagles!

(This will be tough, but a request was made, I wish I had writers for this one.)

Ineff and BKT are loose cannon lawyers who find loopholes. Fortyfive caliber loopholes.

They prosecute poorly, by choice. They want vermin on the street, so they can deal justice their own way!

Let's join a case in progress...

Guest Judge Dana White: "So does the prosecution have any questions?"

LFE: "We rest, your honor."

Dana: "Rest? You've presented nothing."

BKT: "Scholarly catch, your honor."

Dana: "Council, are you being a f****g smarta**?"

Ineff: "I think, your honor, my learned colleague was merely commenting on your display of the astute, and in the most reverent of tones."

Dana: "You guys want this c********r to go free? Because you give me no f*****g choice, you realize that?"

Ineff: "To quote Epicurus.."

Dana: "Shut the f**k up! You think I don't f*****g know what this is? You got the Kimber back from the shop, didn't you? You want this guy back on the street, so you can get some hollowpoint, woodchipper action, don't you?"

Defense Attorney: "Your Honor, my client would like to change his plea to guilty."

Legal F*****g Eagles, this Fall, on Spike!

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^^^^ OMG!! That is effing epic!

Can we send RL on location to Hollywood halfway through the second season??

Maybe he can visit Bono backstage at one of their "concerts"??

Can we get him sponsored by Remington and Rock River Arms? Then, like halfway through the hunt he can give us a break down of the fine firearm's he is using in this episodes show??

Can we have a "Mail bag" option where viewers can write in with good places to hunt, or an "Argue with RL" section where some Leftist Idiot makes some snide remarks and instead of addressing them on camera, RL goes there and chokes some sense into the guy in his own home, with a camera crew in tow??

Oh, this just writes itself.... LOL

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Legal ****ing Eagles!!! Oh, that's awesome....LMAO!!!

I am seriously in tears over here....

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In the tradition of Mike Hammer, and Mickey Spillane,

Dillinger for Hire

(J.D. narrates in first person as a shot of him sitting in the dark pans into focus.)

I'm Dillinger. I'm a loner, for the most part. I have three friends. One travels in a Kydex holster, one occupies a martini glass, and one's a tall, well dressed black guy with a clean shaven head named Benning (I'll have to work some things out with the make up department).
Benning is who I was on the phone with now.

Benning: "What's shakin, baby?"

Dillinger: "At the moment, nothing. I need a gig, soon. I'm getting the itch."

Benning: "I'll keep an ear to the street."

Dillinger: "I appreciate it. Be cool."

Benning: "Solid."

As I hung up, I made my way to the waiting room. And there she was.

She looked like an angel that took a wrong turn and wound up in the mean streets of Portland. Showgirl legs, washboard stomach, and eyes so pale that they caught the neon of the city and reflected it back times ten.

She was thumbing through my GQ, looked up, and asked, "Why do all the watch ads in here show the watch reading 10 past 10?"

"Old trick.The watch is smiling at you."

Staring at the print of my 1911, and it's angles, she quipped, "And that?"

"My pants are smiling at you."

See Dillinger for Hire, this fall on Spike!

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