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If you think the King's English has a multitude of names for the potty- pity the poor Japanese tourist in Hawai'i. Desperately seeking the benjo they encounter toilet, lavatory, bathroom, restroom, men's room, potty, powder room, little boy's room, etc etc.

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A month later folks at the store told me about it. My gentle West Country lass caught her with a right cross that decked her.

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pity the poor Japanese tourist in Hawai'i. Desperately seeking the benjo they encounter toilet, lavatory, bathroom, restroom, men's room, potty, powder room, little boy's room, etc etc.


Then they get to New England and have to figure out "Pointers" and "Setters".

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pity the poor Japanese tourist in Hawai'i. Desperately seeking the benjo they encounter toilet, lavatory, bathroom, restroom, men's room, potty, powder room, little boy's room, etc etc.

Then they get to New England and have to figure out "Pointers" and "Setters".
What a put the old watermelon scam for the Japanese tourists back in the 1930's and 40's anybody ever hear of that?
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How do you get a-loo-minnie-eee-mum out of aluminum. At no point in thatword do the i and u ever meet????? its not like its spelled aluminium or anything!!!!

Only ONE I !!!!!

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How do you get a-loo-minnie-eee-mum out of aluminum. At no point in thatword do the i and u ever meet????? its not like its spelled aluminium or anything!!!!

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I concur.

"We'll need some good, strong, stout Al you min ee umm."
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How do you get a-loo-minnie-eee-mum out of aluminum. At no point in thatword do the i and u ever meet????? its not like its spelled aluminium or anything!!!!

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Check the Oxford English Dictionary

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aluminium
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