Yeah, the elevator lifts things, I just don't know how you got "LIFT" and we got "ELEVATOR" when it wasn't invented in it's modern form when we had our little disagreement.
And what was all this business about the Olympic Torch?
You guys call a flashlight a torch, but for us a torch is a stick with clothing wrapped around it and set on fire.
Where did that come from?
I know you lot were big on setting fires to castles and such, but you can't actually set much of a fire to stone with a flashlight now can you? LOL