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Old 10-10-2013, 02:06 AM   #31
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I live on a small farm ,and could supply cow chips. Can ya burn horse manure too. We have plenty if it also. THe shrooms that grow out of it are very well liked by the locals. Would you like a sample?
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Yeah, well here's what you paid WITH:
Well, I guess that's what I get for using bad money. Well played sir.

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PS Dont take offense but, when I skin possums I throw the inards away. Ya got any use for em.
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Look, it's a SURVIVAL FOOD. In addition to nourishment, each biscuit contains either razor blades, fish hooks, or snare wire.
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PS Dont take offense but, when I skin possums I throw the inards away. Ya got any use for em.
You bet. Send 'em to me.

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I live on a small farm ,and could supply cow chips. Can ya burn horse manure too. We have plenty if it also. THe shrooms that grow out of it are very well liked by the locals. Would you like a sample?
Sure. With all the **** I have to eat every day, what's another mouthful.
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The Libyan gov't. has placed an order for your hardtack for military rations,,, I would suggest using a third party to handle remuneration,,,,,
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The Libyan gov't. has placed an order for your hardtack for military rations,,, I would suggest using a third party to handle remuneration,,,,,
I accept cash, checks, credit cards, and conflict diamonds.
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Their first offer was either payment in piasters or a cabinet post in their administration,, I declined on your behalf, citing the long commute from Texas would detract from your other obligations.
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Their first offer was either payment in piasters or a cabinet post in their administration,, I declined on your behalf, citing the long commute from Texas would detract from your other obligations.
See if you can get them to make me a general with a fancy uniform and a lot of glittery medals. Oh . . . and I want a cute female corporal as my . . . er, driver.

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