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Old 10-09-2013, 08:00 PM   #21
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More good news sir,,, I may have found several outlets for the hardtack but they are mainly interested in your product launch of:" Txpossum's Cavalcade of Jerkys." One of these possible outlets is a large chain, known for their wonderfully stylish clientele and rock bottom pricing.
Well, looks like it's time to buy a bigger dehydrator.
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This crap gave me food poisoning. I demand a refund!
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Have you considered franchises for the Road Kill Grill? Specialty menu items:



Deerly Departed Off - Road Delights

No-Luck Buck 4.95 High Speed Special 2.95
Just can't duck a truck. What's that, a cat?!

Big Bagged Stag 5.95 Bad-Brake Steaks 1.95
Don't gag on your stag. Some possum, some snakes.

Too-slow Doe 4.95 One-Eyed Dog 3.25
Had one lane to go. Hit in the fog - Found on a log.

Long Gone Fawn 3.50 Off the Roof Hoof 1.85
Found dead on your lawn. Tried jumping but goofed.

No Fear Deer 6.75 Gunk of Skunk 4.25
Just had a bad year. Sun-ripened and shrunk.

Roadside Remnants .15 Varmint Vittles 1.95
Deathers and leathers - Guts galore, you'll want more.
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Living where I do, I see recently departed critters along the road every day. . . the usual small critters, but also a lot of deer. Here I've just been passing them by -- but now I realize instead of animal carcasses, what I've really been passing by is business oppurtunities.
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This crap gave me food poisoning. I demand a refund!
Yeah, well your check bounced, so we're even.
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On the second point, my clients wife accepts your generous offer of full time employment with the understanding that she is entitled to paid time off when she feels it necessary, up to 25 hours per week.
Also she requests payment in cash as she wishes to maintain her unemployment benefits and EBT card privileges that she has worked so very hard to acquire.


I would be happy to hire a fellow democrat.
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Yeah, well your check bounced, so we're even.
I paid with cash!
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I paid with cash!

Yeah, well here's what you paid WITH:

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Yeah, well here's what you paid WITH:
LOL That has rubber written all over it!
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