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Old 07-25-2011, 10:54 PM   #1
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while he hasnt walked on water yet he has risen from the dead.


Read more: South African Man Wakes After 21 Hours in Morgue Fridge - FoxNews.com

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JOHANNESBURG – A South African health official says a man awoke to find himself in a morgue fridge -- nearly a day after his family thought he had died.

Health department spokesman Sizwe Kupelo said Monday that the man awoke Sunday afternoon, 21 hours after his family called in an undertaker who sent him to the morgue after an asthma attack.

Kupelo says the man started yelling, prompting morgue workers to run away in fear. They eventually returned and removed him from the fridge. He was then taken to a nearby hospital and later discharged by doctors who deemed him stable.

The mortuary owner says his family is very happy to have him home.

Kupelo urged South Africans to call on health officials to confirm that their relatives are really dead.
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Old 07-25-2011, 11:07 PM   #2
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Zombie check !

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and the zombie apocalypse begins......

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Cue the twilight zone music.

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I'm thinking fuel/air device.

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Daisy cutter or MOAB, that is the question at hand?

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