Well.....I finally did it. I didnt wanna! But I did it.
Ya know when you have something for a long time, ya get kinda partial to it?
This wasnt just some thing. I mean.... we were together for 10 years.
I lost my dog, now this. I am truly reduced to a country song.
The problem is....I am gettin to be a real softie. Ya see, my daughter said she didnt like it any more. It was too loud and it was dirty. But it wasnt that way just a while ago.

My wife kept shaking her head in disaproval every time I went off to work. Thing is, it was MINE! Nobody elses.

Well, thanks to New Friggen York and their big brother link to your inspection...I had to go out and BUY A NEW F*%#ING TRUCK!!!!!!
Any of you have any idea what those DIRTY, ROTTEN, NO GOOD, SONS A B%#@*ES, WITH A LICENCE TO SCREW YOU OUT OF EVERY DOLLAR YOU MAKE FOR THE NEXT FOUR YEARS wants for a new truck?

And to top it off, I see the NYS DOT substation up the road 10 miles is stockpiling tons and tons of fresh SALT for next years coating ensuring you will need another new truck in 10 years.........bastards!
But the joy....ohhh the sweet joy on the girls' faces as we rode through the country in the smooth wistful motion and quiet ride of a new truck.