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danf_fl 04-24-2014 08:06 PM

Some Simple Home Remedies to Everyday Problems
 
I checked these out on Snopes and they're for real!



1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.

3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO SET A TIMER.

4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES; THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

6. YOU NEED ONLY TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

THOUGHT for the day:

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN THEY'RE PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS

(These were forwarded to me by e-mail.)

303tom 04-25-2014 02:35 PM

I almost peed myself !..................

Winchester94 04-25-2014 03:12 PM

Number five got me! This was hilarious!

Steel_Talon 04-25-2014 11:56 PM

I needed that today! :D

Axxe55 04-26-2014 12:26 AM

good one Dan!:D

Holmes375 04-26-2014 12:36 AM

Bravo! Thoroughly enjoyed these.

Bigcountry02 04-27-2014 05:43 PM

Thanks! Needed it today! :D

Eagle1803 04-27-2014 05:57 PM

yep, good info....I do have duck tape and WD-40:D

Axxe55 04-27-2014 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eagle1803 (Post 1566577)
yep, good info....I do have duck tape and WD-40:D

you couldn't say you're man if you didn't have an ample supply of both!:p

MOshooter 04-29-2014 01:00 AM

Hahaha Dan very funny shtuff!
Oh and this old sheetmetal workers a firm believer in #7 :D lol


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