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Rosie O'Donnell 3 13.64%
Nancy Pelosi 5 22.73%
Kathy Bates 0 0%
Perez Hilton 0 0%
Whoopi Goldberg 2 9.09%
Divine 0 0%
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Old 08-10-2009, 05:31 AM   #11
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The poll is a binding contract, with parchment made from human skin, and signed in your blood.

The old gods demand your offering. The moans of Jane will be that offering.

Give it to her good, Skull. All night long.

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The poll is a binding contract, with parchment made from human skin, and signed in your blood.

The old gods demand your offering. The moans of Jane will be that offering.

Give it to her good, Skull. All night long.
*damn it all to...* Ok, I can still come out ahead here. *think-think*

I close my eyes the whole time and picture the young sex kitten Fonda. Her voice is not very shakey yet...it'll pass. The other option is to deny her the opportunity to speak. Red, white & blue her neck with erotic asphyxiation and forget to let her loose while in the moment at her bequest, of course.

Yep, I can do that.
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If I picked Hillary, could I video tape it?... make it, say.... a snuff film?

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It's hard to appreciate somebody that doesn't like unmuffled Harley's.
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I didn't get involved with tanogs thread other then saying my wife wasn't on the list but I'll bite...I don't see anything on that list as nasty as Nancy Pelosi. If you need a visual visit benning's spider thread.

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To drink enough alcohol to wake up with any of these women would cause such severe brain damage as to render this a moot point...or I would hope to be brain dead!

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*damn it all to...* Ok, I can still come out ahead here. *think-think*

I close my eyes the whole time and picture the young sex kitten Fonda. Her voice is not very shakey yet...it'll pass. The other option is to deny her the opportunity to speak. Red, white & blue her neck with erotic asphyxiation and forget to let her loose while in the moment at her bequest, of course.

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The serene blackness was suddenly disrupted by a pinpoint of white hot pain. It expanded slowly, in all directions, until it engulfed Skull's head, for this was his hangover.

His mouth was as dry as the Kalahari Desert. His arm tingled with the pins and needles of someone who has lost circulation. Wait, why?

He focuses his still clouded vision on the insignificant mass on his arm. It's papery flesh, a back, with a constellation of liver spots, leading down to a baggy @$$, evident by it's rope like strands of pulsating hemmhoroidal tissue.

Skull's struggling woke the beast, and as she rolled toward him, Skull became aware of pain in his bladder. He had morning pi$$ wood. As his urine engorged member bobbed about like a pool noodle caught in a garbage disposal, it's movement caught her eye like a fly catches a frog's.

And she reacted like a frog. As her tongue darted for Skull, the scream that issued from his cotton mouth could shatter glass.

Praise Tango, for he is an Elder God.
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And, strangely, I'm aroused...

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And, strangely, I'm aroused...
You are a sick, sick man....
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You are a sick, sick man....
You know you're enticed.
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