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Old 05-07-2009, 12:32 AM   #11
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Well it don't know if they are lucky but there are some shirts I wear more than others.

Code names ..... guilty.....who hasn't used fugly?

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I made it all the way to the end. I just can't respect the hypocrisy a lot of law enforcement officials display and I have way too big a mouth to keep it shut, I guess that's the Irish in me . Plus I don't have much patience for stupidity or laziness - not to say that they are all hypocrits, stupid or lazy, but way too many are.

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Well it don't know if they are lucky but there are some shirts I wear more than others.

Code names ..... guilty.....who hasn't used fugly?
Ditto with the shirts worn more than others....favorite shirts, I'd say, not really 'lucky'...unless you count bad luck...

and "fugly" should be in the dictionary by now, so I'd say you're pretty much in the clear...

as for me, I was given a futon when I moved out, who the h3ll has time to stock the fridge???, and I like my Guiness glasses filled with Guiness thank you very much..
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1. A black eye. Unless the rim hits your face mid-dunk, your peepers should remain unblemished. You're smart enough to talk your way out of any fight you're going to lose. Nope not me.

2. A witty e-mail signature. Quotes and song lyrics should be heard during toasts and karaoke performances, respectively. Don't let your electronic correspondence become the digital version of a motivational poster. Yes I am guilty of having a cool email siggy.

3. An empty refrigerator. Your larder should be amply stocked, your pantry provisioned. Always aim to be ready to create an on-the-fly, three-course dinner for her...along with breakfast in bed. I have to keep food in the fridge or I freak out.

4. PlayStation thumb. When they're relaxing, grown men can behave like children. But if you devolve long enough to cause calluses or button-shaped bruises, you're assuredly missing out on life. I havent played my PS2 in so long I am not sure it even works.

5. A key chain with a bottle opener. This bauble is both a gauche reminder of your college days and proof that you don't know how to apply leverage using available, impromptu bottle openers: a lighter, the back end of a fork, this magazine. Only thing on my key chain is keys.

6. A lucky shirt. Every shirt is lucky when worn by a man who knows that the harder he works the luckier he'll be. Nope not me.

7. An unstamped passport. I am not allowed out of the country.

8. Olympic dreams. Exceptions: curling and archery. Nope none here.

9. Less than $20 in his wallet. Fiduciary nudity is negligence. A real man should always carry a business card and enough dough to pick up coffee, bagels, and the Sunday paper without whipping out the plastic. Never carry cash.

10. A name for his penis. Even if it's a really clever name. Lets just say Russel the Luvvvvvv Muscle.

11. Any beer that costs less than $20 a case. And no exception for the grand-slam 30-pack that crosses that price threshold. I ain't got no beer in the house.

12. The need to quote The Big Lebowski/ Caddyshack/Superbad. Reciting someone else's lines reminds people that you haven't the wit to write your own. I don't need to do that because I am so funny it is crazy.

13. A futon. Sure, beds are for sleeping. But such a meager, slouchy spread has never, in the history of sex, inspired a woman to say, "Take me on your futon." WTF is a futon?

14. Code words for ugly women. Actually, code words for anything. Real men use code words.

15. A Nerf hoop in his living room. Keep the adolescent accoutrements where they belong: in the rec room or above the wastebasket in someone else's office. I haven't had nerf anything since I was 6 years old. Why did I need a nerf gun with I have access to 75+ Real guns.

16. A secret handshake. Now that is super gay.

17. Drinking glasses with logos. Especially those kitschy McDonald's Hamburglar ones. Nope none here even for the kids.

18. A recent story with the phrase "So I said to the cop..." Nope none here

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Guilty of 12, but only because I was Walter for Halloween and my friend was The Dude.

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1. A black eye. Unless the rim hits your face mid-dunk, your peepers should remain unblemished. You're smart enough to talk your way out of any fight you're going to lose.
Well, I train MMA three times a weeks (with some knife and stick as well), and sumo three times a weak. I've got bruises all over my body. My girlfriend doesn't seem to mind.


2. A witty e-mail signature. Quotes and song lyrics should be heard during toasts and karaoke performances, respectively. Don't let your electronic correspondence become the digital version of a motivational poster. I'm in the clear here.



3. An empty refrigerator. Your larder should be amply stocked, your pantry provisioned. Always aim to be ready to create an on-the-fly, three-course dinner for her...along with breakfast in bed. Guilty. It helps me keep my diet tidy. Whatever food is in my house will last me two days, if I buy a month's worth of groceries they might last three days. So I just buy food every one or two days, if there's no food in the house I can't over eat. I'm weak.



4. PlayStation thumb. When they're relaxing, grown men can behave like children. But if you devolve long enough to cause calluses or button-shaped bruises, you're assuredly missing out on life. I'm not into video games. The only one I keep playing is good old Panzer General (the first one, from 1992).



5. A key chain with a bottle opener. This bauble is both a gauche reminder of your college days and proof that you don't know how to apply leverage using available, impromptu bottle openers: a lighter, the back end of a fork, this magazine. I carry Swiss army knives and multitools, so my bottle opening needs are covered.



6. A lucky shirt. Every shirt is lucky when worn by a man who knows that the harder he works the luckier he'll be. Not guilty



7. An unstamped passport.Not guilty. I love travelling and I've been lucky to enjoy some great trips.



8. Olympic dreams. Exceptions: curling and archery.Just wait until sumo becomes an Olympic sport!!!



9. Less than $20 in his wallet. Fiduciary nudity is negligence. A real man should always carry a business card and enough dough to pick up coffee, bagels, and the Sunday paper without whipping out the plastic.Well, if it were up to me I'd have a million bucks in my wallet, but that's not the case. I've had less than $20 (which do go a long way in Argentina, mind you) and no plastic back up at the end of a couple of hard months.



10. A name for his penis. Even if it's a really clever name.The name was a girl's idea! It would have been rude not to adopt it.



11. Any beer that costs less than $20 a case. And no exception for the grand-slam 30-pack that crosses that price threshold.Not guilty.



12. The need to quote The Big Lebowski/ Caddyshack/Superbad. Reciting someone else's lines reminds people that you haven't the wit to write your own. I do the quote thing from time to time, not from those movies, though.



13. A futon. Sure, beds are for sleeping. But such a meager, slouchy spread has never, in the history of sex, inspired a woman to say, "Take me on your futon." Not guilty



14. Code words for ugly women. Actually, code words for anything. Oh, come on! I love codewords.



15. A Nerf hoop in his living room. Keep the adolescent accoutrements where they belong: in the rec room or above the wastebasket in someone else's office.Nope, I haven't got one of these.



16. A secret handshake.Again, it was a girls idea and although it seems a bit goofy now, it was totally worth it.



17. Drinking glasses with logos. Especially those kitschy McDonald's Hamburglar ones. I've got cups and glasses of all shapes and sizes, yet my absolute favourite is my Melvin the Elephant cup (the character used by Kellogg's in some South American countries)



18. A recent story with the phrase "So I said to the cop..."None, yet.

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1. A black eye. Unless the rim hits your face mid-dunk, your peepers should remain unblemished. You're smart enough to talk your way out of any fight you're going to lose.
Well, I train MMA three times a weeks (with some knife and stick as well), and sumo three times a weak. I've got bruises all over my body. My girlfriend doesn't seem to mind.


2. A witty e-mail signature. Quotes and song lyrics should be heard during toasts and karaoke performances, respectively. Don't let your electronic correspondence become the digital version of a motivational poster. I'm in the clear here.



3. An empty refrigerator. Your larder should be amply stocked, your pantry provisioned. Always aim to be ready to create an on-the-fly, three-course dinner for her...along with breakfast in bed. Guilty. It helps me keep my diet tidy. Whatever food is in my house will last me two days, if I buy a month's worth of groceries they might last three days. So I just buy food every one or two days, if there's no food in the house I can't over eat. I'm weak.



4. PlayStation thumb. When they're relaxing, grown men can behave like children. But if you devolve long enough to cause calluses or button-shaped bruises, you're assuredly missing out on life. I'm not into video games. The only one I keep playing is good old Panzer General (the first one, from 1992).



5. A key chain with a bottle opener. This bauble is both a gauche reminder of your college days and proof that you don't know how to apply leverage using available, impromptu bottle openers: a lighter, the back end of a fork, this magazine. I carry Swiss army knives and multitools, so my bottle opening needs are covered.



6. A lucky shirt. Every shirt is lucky when worn by a man who knows that the harder he works the luckier he'll be. Not guilty



7. An unstamped passport.Not guilty. I love travelling and I've been lucky to enjoy some great trips.



8. Olympic dreams. Exceptions: curling and archery.Just wait until sumo becomes an Olympic sport!!!



9. Less than $20 in his wallet. Fiduciary nudity is negligence. A real man should always carry a business card and enough dough to pick up coffee, bagels, and the Sunday paper without whipping out the plastic.Well, if it were up to me I'd have a million bucks in my wallet, but that's not the case. I've had less than $20 (which do go a long way in Argentina, mind you) and no plastic back up at the end of a couple of hard months.



10. A name for his penis. Even if it's a really clever name.The name was a girl's idea! It would have been rude not to adopt it.



11. Any beer that costs less than $20 a case. And no exception for the grand-slam 30-pack that crosses that price threshold.Not guilty.



12. The need to quote The Big Lebowski/ Caddyshack/Superbad. Reciting someone else's lines reminds people that you haven't the wit to write your own. I do the quote thing from time to time, not from those movies, though.



13. A futon. Sure, beds are for sleeping. But such a meager, slouchy spread has never, in the history of sex, inspired a woman to say, "Take me on your futon." Not guilty



14. Code words for ugly women. Actually, code words for anything. Oh, come on! I love codewords.



15. A Nerf hoop in his living room. Keep the adolescent accoutrements where they belong: in the rec room or above the wastebasket in someone else's office.Nope, I haven't got one of these.



16. A secret handshake.Again, it was a girls idea and although it seems a bit goofy now, it was totally worth it.



17. Drinking glasses with logos. Especially those kitschy McDonald's Hamburglar ones. I've got cups and glasses of all shapes and sizes, yet my absolute favourite is my Melvin the Elephant cup (the character used by Kellogg's in some South American countries)



18. A recent story with the phrase "So I said to the cop..."None, yet.
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1) I fight in tournaments, stuff happens.

2)Nope.

3)Do MREs count?

4)God of War 2. Nuff said.

5)P38 can opener, and it has come in handy more than once.

6)Fave shirt, yes. I make my own luck.

7)Passport is used.

8)Can't figure out why a magazine that has MMA, Spartan, etcetera workouts featured prominently on the cover would poo-poo Olympic aspirations.

9)Areal man would frequent a place that affords him the flexibility to sign a chit, because he is a loyal customer, and his credit is good.

10)If you can name a hurricane, you can name a force of nature equally as powerful, like my junk.

11) Guiness.

12) Nope.

13) Bed of nails from my carny days. Chicks dig it.

14) The military uses code words. Tell one he's not a real man, then see the black eye section.

15) Don't have one, but I bet you I'll get one to spite this hetero challenged list.

16) Worked for Fred Flintstone and the Order of Waterbuffaloes.

17) Depression era carnival glass only. Nothing else touches these lips.

18) So I said to the cop, " Sure I'll contribute to the police fund, you guys do great work."

What a girlie list.

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Wow. My birthday was yesterday and I 'm apparently not maturing much...

Joe Cool, at the risk of starting a pissing match, there are way too many lazy and stupid plumbers, doctors, office managers etc. I don't think your comment has anything to do with the Irish in you. More the ignorance and arrogance. When you put the mouth on someone, you better cite specifics. There are quite a few boys (and ladies?) in blue on here and I bet they don't fit the "way too many" generalization. You sound like finding a good cop is the exception not the norm.

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I'm going to want to check with my legal counsel before I answer any of these questions.

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