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Old 06-04-2009, 11:15 PM   #21
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Also when you really have to go.

The turtle is poking his head out of the shell. Or, I'm touching cotton.

Nice ones!

I like to say I'm "crowning."
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there is this guy I go to school with who is a total liberal douche named mark richardson.

My friends and I call it "taking a mark" but them sometimes I do a crappy job wiping my richardson and I have to go back and try it again.

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putting a liberal in the whitehouse.
roflmfao!!!! This is THE BEST I have ever heard...
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roflmfao!!!! This is THE BEST I have ever heard...
I'm with you 357, that one still takes the cake. Keep em coming!
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I'm with you 357, that one still takes the cake. Keep em coming!
I think I woke up the neighbors when I read it - Holy Sh!t! It's gonna get a LOT of use over the next 3 1/2 years!!!
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Burning a mule.

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takin a poot

butt huggin the porcelain

straddle the can

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Toughing cloth
Dialated to 4 centimeters.

Never "take" a dump. Always leave one.

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If you're really good:

breaking water (this is when your pile surpasses the water level).
If you broke water, you MUST shown off to someone.

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