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Old 06-04-2009, 05:07 PM   #1
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So my nazi of a boss has gotten so anal about our time on the phone that people here have actually started to document when they get up and go to the bathroom as proof to what they do throughout the work day. It's rediculous I know.
Anyway, I'm sitting on the throne thinking what would I say if asked where I was and of course I come up with the usual, "dropping the kids off at the pool" or "taking the browns to the superbowl" or"pinching a loaf", etc. A guy here at work gave me a new one, "back the big brown caddy out of the garage".

What have you guys got?

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Well this is a sh1tty thread!
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I got a feeling this thread is really gonna stink!

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There's the classic "dropping a deuce".

I work in nursing, we call a "Code Brown".

Somebody explain the Upper Decker to me. It's when you drop a deuce in the tank instead of the bowl as a prank, but what's the funny end of such an act?

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Dropping the Cosby kids at the pool

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Putting a liberal in the Whitehouse.

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Putting a liberal in the Whitehouse.
That is AWESOME!! I'm gonna use that one. Almost fell out my chair I was laughing so hard.
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taking some ME TIME

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