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spittinfire 06-04-2009 04:07 PM

Slang terms for taking a dump
 
So my nazi of a boss has gotten so anal about our time on the phone that people here have actually started to document when they get up and go to the bathroom as proof to what they do throughout the work day. It's rediculous I know.
Anyway, I'm sitting on the throne thinking what would I say if asked where I was and of course I come up with the usual, "dropping the kids off at the pool" or "taking the browns to the superbowl" or"pinching a loaf", etc. A guy here at work gave me a new one, "back the big brown caddy out of the garage".

What have you guys got?

Jo da Plumbr 06-04-2009 04:09 PM

Well this is a sh1tty thread!:D:D:D

IGETEVEN 06-04-2009 04:23 PM

I got a feeling this thread is really gonna stink! :eek:

Benning Boy 06-04-2009 04:33 PM

There's the classic "dropping a deuce".

I work in nursing, we call a "Code Brown".

Somebody explain the Upper Decker to me. It's when you drop a deuce in the tank instead of the bowl as a prank, but what's the funny end of such an act?

iloveguns 06-04-2009 04:35 PM

cleaning the colon:D

user4 06-04-2009 04:43 PM

Dropping the Cosby kids at the pool

Benning Boy 06-04-2009 04:55 PM

Putting a liberal in the Whitehouse.

spittinfire 06-04-2009 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Benning Boy (Post 113187)
Putting a liberal in the Whitehouse.

That is AWESOME!! I'm gonna use that one. Almost fell out my chair I was laughing so hard.

cpttango30 06-04-2009 05:57 PM

Layin cable

taking some ME TIME

bobbyb13 06-04-2009 06:00 PM

Drop a load


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