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Old 12-14-2008, 10:49 PM   #11
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And duct tape, and a van, and a box of magnums... Sheesh.

All you need for plutonium is a passcard, a RC car, and a bottle of shampoo.
I can see the need for the passcard and an RC car, but the shampoo seems unnecessary.

Anyway, Ms. Glau is probably not going to be sitting under your tree Christmas morning, JD, and I expect your fiance might object if she were. (Unless she's into that threesome stuff, in which case DAMN! But I digress.)


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^ *literally laughing out loud* Your comedic genius knows no bounds....

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I can see the need for the passcard and an RC car, but the shampoo seems unnecessary.
I invoke The Manhattan Project to my defense. The right shampoo is used to replace the stolen plutonium. Geeze, man, I thought you were from New York.


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I invoke The Manhattan Project to my defense. The right shampoo is used to replace the stolen plutonium. Geeze, man, I thought you were from New York.
You have my eternal mea culpas, but this isn't coming together for me. The suspension of disbelief is a little much: pink, gooey, apple-scented shampoo (that will treat pesky dandruff flakes, even!) is not an optimal substitute for dull-gray, extremely heavy plutonium; a bottle of shampoo is not an adequate substitute no matter what the movies might imply.
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I think the best thing about the Terminator protectors is that they do exactly as they are told. That is worth more than just the hot body! lol.

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ok If not shampoo then use a small burlap sack and some sand. Indie did it and it almost worked.

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Anyway, Ms. Glau is probably not going to be sitting under your tree Christmas morning, JD, and I expect your fiance might object if she were. (Unless she's into that threesome stuff, in which case DAMN! But I digress.)
Well crap - There goes yet another Happy Holiday. Never got what I really wanted as a kid either... LOL

Nah, I don't think my financee' would play nice with Ms. Glau. She does have a thing for the Beckhams - but have you seen that guy? I don't want him anywhere NEAR my bedroom no matter how hot his wife is...

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