Jack looked down at Top, his trusty dink. Looked the same.
"What you're looking at is the Subcutaneous Undermodel Penile Replicant Delivery Arsenal Victory Engager."
"So, what you're saying, is S.U.P.R.D.A.V.E. is a d!ck?"
"Yes. For lack of a better term, SuprDave is a d!ck."
"Attached to your nerve endings, the SuprDave functions exactly as your prior appendage did, but by cracking the first knuckle on you left hand, it will fire 45 ACP 185 Grain +P rounds. These are completely copper, so no lead worries."
"Your second knuckle will extend it 3 times it's original length and girth, for a total of 36", or one meter in Europe."
"Your third knuckle allows it to utilize it's hydraulic capabilities."
Jack was amped. "Fourth knuckle?" he grinned.
"Never pull the fourth knuckle. Let's do a test." She shrugged out of her uniform, jaybird nude, and got into the test Prius in the center of the room, locking the doors.
"Come and get me, before I drive away!"
Jack knitted his brow. He cracked a knuckle, blowing a hole in the tire. He ran to the Prius, knelt before it, and jacked it up with old Top. Using his stache, he retrieved a spare from the trunk, changed the tire, lowered the vehicle, and picked the lock, entering the Prius with the nude therapist. He closed the door, and cracked the fourth knuckle.
A nurse in another facility dropped meds, startled by the screams.