So the question becomes, what was she doing when she got turned into a zombie?
The next question becomes, if you were dropping a deuce, got bitten by a zombie, would you shamble around with your pants around your ankles?
And the last, and most nagging for me, reards the show "Scare Tactics".
For the unfamiliar, it's a sort of special effects version of "Punked". Friends set victims up to be scared by professional actors in everyday situations.
So in one episode, a guy gets a security job at night at a construction site. Zombies in convincing make up start popping up out of the ground.
I have a license to carry. In this situation, what happens if the make up is REALLY convincing?