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Old 07-20-2012, 02:33 AM   #1
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jealousy works for the TSA

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Old 07-20-2012, 02:50 AM   #2
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A date rapers dream job
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Old 07-20-2012, 03:00 AM   #3
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I would of been fired on the spot
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I've taken to eating "gassy" foods prior to flying. Still waiting for my pat down so I can rip a monster fart off just as TSA crouches behind me...

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Years ago, before 9/11, I was leaving Vegas one weekend and heading home to Phoenix, AZ. On the same flight ended up a couple of "exotic entertainment" ladies all dolled up. I stroll on through the checkpoint as if I'm wandering around a shopping mall window shopping (typical back in the day)

the "ladies" ... not so lucky They were made to strip down to their underwear, item by item, as more and more "security personnel" came by to put in their $.02 of the situation. All in all the ladies put on a good show and were actually good sports about it. Of course the losers at McCarran Airport thought they were the King ****z for their shenanigans.

moral of the story ..... I don't know, is there one? Though I did chat up the ladies a good bit on the flight home. Even got rewarded with a magical 2 on 1 private show later in the week where they worked
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