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The Shortest Books of All Time
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MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS
By Tiger Woods
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
By Jane Fonda and Cindy Sheehan
Illustrated by Michael Moore
Forward by George Soros
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS AND HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
By Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
By Bill Gates
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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
By Dennis Rodman
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
By Al Gore and John Kerry
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GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
By Amelia Earhart
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HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST
By Dr. Jack Kevorkian
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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE
By Ellen de Generes and Rosie O'Donnell
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
By Mike Tyson
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
By O. J. Simpson
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HOW TO DRINK AND DRIVE SAFELY
By Ted Kennedy
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MY BOOK OF MORALS
By Bill Clinton
With introduction by the Rev. Jesse Jackson
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My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy
By Nancy Pelosi



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Video Terrorist Threats (Fiction)
by Hillary Clinton



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Paying Jobs I've Held, and a Complete

History of my Military Service

By Barry Sortero...

An Army To Protect MY Family,
A Baseball Bat for Yours

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Why It's Important To Kowtow to Foreign Rulers,
While American Citizens Abroad get no Support

Same Author

Health Care Bills I've Actually Read

Same Author

Small Business Start-ups Which Thrived While
I Was In Office

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Missions Accomplished by George W. Bush

I'm The NRA by George Herbert Walker Bush

On Strategy by Lyndon Baines Johnson

Standing on Principle by John Boehner with a forward by Mitch McConnell


Collected Conservative Columns from the New York Times

Saying No To Drugs by Darrell Strawberry

The Duke Lacrosse Team Rape Case Evidence File

Embassy Security Guide ( u.s. Gov't Printing Office ) by Hillary Rodham Clinton

JFK Assassination Conspiracy : The Hard Evidence by Jim Garrison
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Surely you jest . I have written a shorter one . Title -"The End" .

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The Christopher Hitchens Gospel Songbook by C. Hitchens

Winning Wars by Saddam Hussein

The Complete NSA Files Snowden Didn't Steal ( u.s. Gov't printing office )

The Public School Prayer Book

Barak Obama's College Thesis Unabridged by " Barry "

Weekend Warrior by George W. Bush Texas National Guard

The Case for O.J. Simpson by F.U. Bailey

The Wit of Joe Biden by the editors of Mad Magazine
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The Jounalism Ethics Handbook of CNN - CNN Staff

The Chris Christie Diet Cookbook by C. Christie , pub. by Dunkin' Donuts

" Kiss It" , The Bill Clinton Story as told to Paula Jones

Winning Gambling Secrets by Larry Ziegler ( Larry King )
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" My Career in Gymnastics ",,,,, Gerald R. Ford
" The History of East African Space Travel ",,,,, Idi Amin
" Sex and the Monastery " ,,, The Dali Lama
" Living on a Budget ",,,,,, Donald Trump
" The Joy of Celibacy" ,,,, Heidi Fleiss

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God Bless America by Alex Jones

Whupping a** by Trayvon Martin (with intro by Al Sharpton)

The women in my life by Barney Frank ( with foreword by Ellen Degereres)

Restoring the glory of France by Charles DeGaulle

Islam: The religion of peace by Osama bin Laden (with intro by Saddam Hussein)

Capitalism, the best system By Franklin D Roosevelt (Updated by Lyndon Johnson and Jimmy Carter.)

Peace through strength by Jimmy Carter

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Famous French War Heroes -Charles de Gaulle.

A Guide to Winning the White House - H Ross Perot

Honesty, Fidelity, and Compassion in Marriage - Newt Gingrich

Surefire Pickup Lines - Clarence Thomas

30 Pounds in 30 Days (The weight loss secrets of the stars) - Rosie O'Donnell

Racial Understanding - Don Imus

Training the Family Pet - Micheal Vick



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