Being an IT guy by trade, this made me laugh out loud like a little girl!
All IT guys have the dream to just lay into computers some day. Now I know exactly how I'd do it... The Ma Deuce for the win!
‘‘Among the many misdeeds of the British rule in India, history will look upon the act of depriving a whole nation of arms, as the blackest.’’
— Mahatma Ghandi, "Gandhi, An Autobiography", page 446