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opaww 06-08-2010 11:02 AM

She is called Five Horses
 
A man asked a old Native American Indian what was his wife's name

The Indian replied, "She is called Five Horses."

The man said,"That's an unusual name for your wife, what does it mean?"

Th old Indian answered, "It is an old Indian name.

It means............................................. ..........NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG."

Jo da Plumbr 06-08-2010 01:47 PM

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CA357 06-08-2010 03:25 PM

Now that's funny right there. :D

dunerunner 06-08-2010 04:51 PM

Yup!! Here's Jeff Dunham and Walter


c3shooter 06-09-2010 02:11 AM

Two friends, sitting in the bar, checking out (and rating) the young ladies coming in. The first was a rather cute brunette. Bobby gave her a long glance, an said "Not bad- she's a least an 8." His bud Tommy looked over at her, back at Bobby, and silently held up ONE finger. Well, THAT put Bobby off- he thought she was kinda cute.

The next was a nice, tanned, leggy blonde beach bunny. Bobby let out a low whistle- "Oh, my- at least a 9!" Once again, Tommy gave her the once over, and silently held up TWO fingers. Huh!

After a few minutes, the most ravishing redhead that Bobby had ever seen strolled in, paused, and was looking around the bar. "My LORD," he gasped, "She's a 10 if there ever was one." Tommy quietly raised 3 fingers.

By now, Bobby was getting kinda hot. "Just how did YOU get to be so picky- calling that girl a THREE ?!?!"

"Ah,"said Tommy- but I am using the Budwesier rating scale. That equates to the number of Clydesdale horses it would take to drag me offa her!"

opaww 06-09-2010 10:40 AM

Good one....


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