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Old 06-27-2013, 12:05 PM   #511
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Well , being divorced at my age does have it's advantages ! For example the amazing success I'm having l'm having with my diet..!

I've lost 2.7 lbs. in three minutes , the contents of my wallet ..!
If I remember right, you were trying to gain weight.
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If I remember right, you were trying to gain weight.
Auh , yeap...! Do not mock success..! (Success by PROXY) , Eeeeek.!

LOL...,
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Auh , yeap...! Do not mock success..! (Success by PROXY) , Eeeeek.!

LOL...,
Come on Dango, time to focus!
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Come on Dango, time to focus!
Focus you say , Hmmmm.! Where are my reading glasses..? An ole fart thing , you know..!
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Thank God my Old Wife isn't Crazy......


As a senior citizen was driving down Interstate 95 in Florida, his car phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car driving the wrong way on I-95 - please be careful!"
"Hell," muttered kandypenny44, "It's not just one... It's hundreds of them!"
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....Here we Go Fooled Again......


Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home when an old Grandpa walked by.

And one of the old Grandmas yelled out saying, “We bet we can tell exactly how old you are kandypenny44.”
kandy said, “There is no way you can guess it, you old fools.”

One of the Old Grandmas said,”Sure we can! Just drop your pants and under shorts and we can tell your exact age.”


Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn’t do it,I dropped His drawers.

The Grandmas asked me to first turn around a couple of times and to jump up and down several times.

Then they all piped up and said, “You’re 70 Years old!”

Standing with my pants down around my ankles, the old , “How in the world
did you guess?”

Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, the three Old ladies happily yelled in unison…

“We were at your birthday party yesterday!”

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My neighbour was working in his yard when he was startled by
a late model car that came crashing through his hedge and
ended up in his front lawn. He rushed to help an elderly lady
driver out of the car and sat her down on a lawn chair.
He said with excitement, "You appear quite elderly to be driving."
"Well, yes, I am," she replied proudly. "I'll be 97 next month,
and I am now old enough that I don't even need a driver's
license anymore." "The last time I went to my doctor, he
examined me and asked if I still had a driver's license. I told him
yes, and handed it to him. He took scissors out of the drawer,
cut the license into pieces, and threw them in the waste basket,
saying, 'You won't need this anymore,'
-so I thanked him and left!"
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You Can't get My Old butt all the Time.....


A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.
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My Ex-wife and I were watching the chickens in yard. The rooster goes from hen to hen taking care of each one in turn. Ex-wife says Kandy "why can't you do like that rooster?" I answered: "probably could if I had a different chick each time."
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