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Old 03-18-2013, 04:49 AM   #381
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Old why you can still do all kinds of things. Gees you can go 4 wheeling in the garden.
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Old 03-18-2013, 01:02 PM   #383
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as youngster you wanted to see how fast the utility poles went by as you were driving...... now that your old you're cussing out the young ones that pass you up doing 90.....
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Wills - I may have had fun sparring a little with you on the Jury duty thing, but my heart goes out to you and yours!

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You can learn to belch and fart? Wait, how is it getting out? Are you one of those girls who doesn't poop or sweat either?
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Well we know you don't fart unless you're married, 'cause women don't have @$$holes until they're married.

Happy 28th!!

However, my wife used to dip & the reason I asked her out was because I thought she said she needed a good stiff di...........
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I'm 28 years old today eating birthday cake.
I can learn to belch and fart but I won't dip snuff.
How bout it!
Don't think you are quite ready for the seniors thread yet.
I have a pair of pants as old as you are.
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I'm 28 years old today eating birthday cake.
I can learn to belch and fart but I won't dip snuff.
How bout it!
Happy birthday! My 23rd was Saturday... i didn't get cake!!!
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I'm 28 years old today eating birthday cake.
I can learn to belch and fart but I won't dip snuff.
How bout it!
Happy birthday.

You don't have to "learn" how to burp and fart. When you get to be a senior it just happens all the time and you have no control over it.

The last time I was at the doctor he said he needed samples of my urine, stool and sperm. I gave him my underwear (which was older than you!).
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One thing about old age, it does make most of us old timers better thinkers, we think before we stand, bend, or sit. I am 75 in fairly good shape after 6 heart attacks, bypass surgery, stints, arthritis, bad back, been wounded, hearing loss, poor eyesight and bad nerves brought on by having been married for over 52 years. Hard to understand why old age is called the Golden Years
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