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Old 03-02-2013, 06:03 AM   #331
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Entirely unintentional. I was just thinking "How does elephant dung turn pink?" Must be from eating flamingos.
Whooops! never mind!
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So's , I'm the only one seein Pink Mooses ...?


Slackers......^.....!

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So's , I'm the only one seein Pink Mooses ...?


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Dango i have seen pink elephants, but only when i was drinking. they all hid when i was sober for some reason!
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Pssssst , I'm gonna give yuue thee recipe to seein thee infamous PINK MOOSES.....! Shhhhhhh.......!

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Tryin to talk Mom-in-law to solo-in Half-Dome , Yosemite......! Eeeeck..!

That's the secret to seein PINK MOOSES , a racket jaw with Alzheimer's.......! Eeeeeeeeck...!Sorry mom , but true that.....!

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Unfortunately , I make take that vision to the grave , THANKS......!
I may be able to help you with that. Picture a pink elephant in a leopard print Speedo speaking German. Wipes that tutu thing right out of there, doesn't it?

Yeah, I know. You're wondering how I could come up with something that disgusting. I saw it once, but we called them tourists.
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I may be able to help you with that. Picture a pink elephant in a leopard print Speedo speaking German. Wipes that tutu thing right out of there, doesn't it?

Yeah, I know. You're wondering how I could come up with something that disgusting. I saw it once, but we called them tourists.
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An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house,
and after eating, the wives left the table and went into
the kitchen.
The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night
we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great.
I would recommend it very highly.'
The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?'
The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What is the name of
that flower you give to someone you love? You know... The one that's red
and has thorns.'
'Do you mean a rose?'
'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen
and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last
night?'

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An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house,
and after eating, the wives left the table and went into
the kitchen.
The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night
we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great.
I would recommend it very highly.'
The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?'
The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What is the name of
that flower you give to someone you love? You know... The one that's red
and has thorns.'
'Do you mean a rose?'
'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen
and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last
night?'
damn Kimberfan! that was a good one!
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An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house,
and after eating, the wives left the table and went into
the kitchen.
The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night
we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great.
I would recommend it very highly.'
The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?'
The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What is the name of
that flower you give to someone you love? You know... The one that's red
and has thorns.'
'Do you mean a rose?'
'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen
and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last
night?'
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