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And.......my right butt cheek hurts if I sit too long.

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And.......my right butt cheek hurts if I sit too long.
Ummm...

Try leaning to the left.

Or sit on a meatier lap...

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And.......my right butt cheek hurts if I sit too long.
You need to sit on a sand beach and let the salt air/water sooth your pain!

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C3, i appreciate the offer and if i was single, i might could meet someone new. but, and there is huge but, i seriously doubt my wife would want me running off to meet your lovely daughter! thank you, but give her my regrets!

(my wife still has access to the guns and has her own as well. not good to piss off women that own guns!)
Did you just use wife and huge but in the same sentence? Dead man walking...
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You need to sit on a sand beach and let the salt air/water sooth your pain!

I will be in Jamaica for my son's wedding in May. After I swim there, I'll be sitting on the beach..........maybe even in someone's lap!!
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I will be in Jamaica for my son's wedding in May. After I swim there, I'll be sitting on the beach..........maybe even in someone's lap!!
You will be in Jamaica and NOT VISITING Canebrake in Ft. Lauderdale for one minute?

Woman, I'm crushed! I don't think I will ever recover!

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Canebrake , Ft. Lauderdale ...? Would the "CHEETA" ring yur Bell..?

Dancin Girls and all...? Yue Dawg..!

Yue can Plea the 5th.........!

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Dancin Girls and all...? Yue Dawg..!

Yue can Plea the 5th.........!
I stopped spending those $1 bills that way many years ago. (Around the time my expense account and I retired.)

I now spend that money for boolets and things that you put the boolets in.
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Woman, I'm crushed! I don't think I will ever recover!
You asked for it. I am so excited to say I am visiting Cane and shooting the infamous Canebrake 1911 on my way home from my son's wedding at the end of May. It's on my way home and I don't think it will cost me any extra to layover there for two days before continuing on home. After two days I imagine Cane will drive me to the airport and kick me out of the moving car at my airline terminal. My luggage will fall out of the car a couple seconds later.

And I promise to mind my manners. There will be as little snoring, burping, passing gas, talking while chewing food, scratching, etc. as possible.

Check one thing of my Bucket List.
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You asked for it. I am so excited to say I am visiting Cane and shooting the infamous Canebrake 1911 on my way home from my son's wedding at the end of May. It's on my way home and I don't think it will cost me any extra to layover there for two days before continuing on home. After two days I imagine Cane will drive me to the airport and kick me out of the moving car at my airline terminal. My luggage will fall out of the car a couple seconds later.

And I promise to mind my manners. There will be as little snoring, burping, passing gas, talking while chewing food, scratching, etc. as possible.

Check on thing of my Bucket List.
Get ready Winds.....I'm going to introduce you to SSS (Shooting Southern Style or just shootin' canebrake style)

And you'll get to do it in a world-class range.....NEXUS! Check it out..... NEXUS SHOOTING: A new indoor range for South Florida!
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