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Old 02-02-2013, 03:06 AM   #231
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Well,I went to the doctor and it was all bad news! He had said I have two months to live! He then handed me the bill.

Wow, I can't possibly pay this in two months!

The doctor looked at me and said ,OK , I'll give you six months.!

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My father was being treated by an old family doctor, he put my father on all sorts of meds for three months and when that didn't work he gave my father six months to live.......Well the old basterd died, no not my father, the Dr..........My father lived for another 30 plus years........How sweet it is......

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i feel very old today. knowing another birthday is coming up soon and i will turn fifty years old. my father just recently turned seventy and my brother, his family and the wife and i celebrated his birthday by taking out to eat at a nice steakhouse,

i do look back and wonder where has the time gone and how did it slip past so quickly that sometimes it just seems like yesterday, and sometime just so long ago.

as my father tells us, everyday above ground is a good day. and if we all live long enough, we all get to grow old.

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I'll say it again: Old enough to know better, young enough to do it again!!! )

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i feel very old today. knowing another birthday is coming up soon and i will turn fifty years old.
I have a birthday coming up in Feb, too.
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I have a birthday coming up in Feb, too.
A very Happy Birthday To YOU and MANY , MANY MORE ..!
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damn squeaky door..!

Every time I push that darn door , it SCREAMS..! How's a man to sneak around ?

WD-40,I oil the crap out of that DOOR ..!
IT wasn't the .....door , ...it was .......ME !
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Axxe- I'd fix you up with a date with our oldest daughter- good looking girl, bar manager for all of the service clubs at 2 military installations- but I'm afraid of the age difference.

She'll be 52 her next birthday.


(Hey! Who let the youngsters in here?)



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Axxe- I'd fix you up with a date with our oldest daughter- good looking girl, bar manager for all of the service clubs at 2 military installations- but I'm afraid of the age difference.

She'll be 52 her next birthday.


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Axxe- I'd fix you up with a date with our oldest daughter- good looking girl, bar manager for all of the service clubs at 2 military installations- but I'm afraid of the age difference.

She'll be 52 her next birthday.


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C3, i appreciate the offer and if i was single, i might could meet someone new. but, and there is huge but, i seriously doubt my wife would want me running off to meet your lovely daughter! thank you, but give her my regrets!


(my wife still has access to the guns and has her own as well. not good to piss off women that own guns!)
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