 |
|
11-19-2012, 05:25 PM
|
#161
|
|
I'm always 10-8
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: 150 miles NE of Sloppy Joe's Bar
Posts: 21,941
Liked 1333 Times on 774 Posts
Likes Given: 1290
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by gunsmoke11
I'm 66 today and my son had stopped by yesterday and left me an envelope with a card and gift inside. I just cant bring myself to open the damn thing up. Between the hurricane and the election I feel like crap. My wife's been telling me recently that if I wanted to buy another gun I should. I was considering a Sig 1911, or maybe a Saiga 410, but then I thought to myself it may not be a good idea, cause I have so much stuff I'll probably start getting rid of it soon. Whoever coined the phrase "The Golden Years" should be shot.
|
gunsmoke11, you're just interpreting the phrase wrong!
It means once you reach the age where your economic productivity begins to diminish, you will need to drag out the GOLD you earned and start spreading it around! 
__________________
Get her dirty, then clean her so she starts to respect you. When her trust is complete, she will serve you well for a lifetime!
"...if doves shot back, there wouldn't be a need for a bag limit." - orangello
|
|
|
|
11-19-2012, 05:52 PM
|
#162
|
|
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Houma, La.,La.
Posts: 3,990
Liked 1033 Times on 818 Posts
Likes Given: 1420
|
lol........
Quote:
Originally Posted by canebrake
gunsmoke11, you're just interpreting the phrase wrong!
It means once you reach the age where your economic productivity begins to diminish, you will need to drag out the GOLD you earned and start spreading it around! Attachment 70367 |
You mean lead...... And or scrap iron....lol......if I die before my wife let the other effin someabitch clean out my savings....[ junk yard]......lol.....  
__________________
For ever Vigilant..... One Shot One Kill.........
|
|
|
|
|
11-19-2012, 06:02 PM
|
#163
|
|
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Lake Havasu,Arizona
Posts: 4,380
Liked 669 Times on 386 Posts
Likes Given: 279
|
Just got back from kayaking 6.5 miles with a bunch of other OF's. On Saturday we hiked 7.36 miles in the desert again with 28 OF's. The hike leader is in his 80's. Use it or lose it.
__________________
"I would not be an old man if I had not been an armed young man." JTJ
Patron Member NRA
"As democracy is perfected, the office of President represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be occupied by a downright fool and complete narcissistic moron."
--- H.L. Mencken, The Baltimore Evening Sun, July 26, 1920
|
|
|
|
|
11-19-2012, 06:07 PM
|
#164
|
|
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Newberry,Florida
Posts: 256
Liked 74 Times on 40 Posts
Likes Given: 110
|
I'm comeing up on 83. When people tell me how good I look they ain't in here looking out! 
|
|
|
|
|
11-20-2012, 02:54 AM
|
#165
|
|
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Join Date: Dec 2010
Posts: 559
Liked 264 Times on 177 Posts
Likes Given: 123
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by willshoum
You mean lead...... And or scrap iron....lol......if I die before my wife let the other effin someabitch clean out my savings....[ junk yard]......lol..... |
I'm depressed 
|
|
|
|
|
11-20-2012, 12:11 PM
|
#166
|
|
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Jacksonville,FL
Posts: 1,055
Liked 333 Times on 214 Posts
Likes Given: 279
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by gunsmoke11
I'm depressed |
Relax. Once you get senile you won't have anything to be depressed about.
Does anybody know where I left my keys? I had them right before I lost my glasses.
__________________
Accidents don't just happen. They must be carelessly planned.
|
|
|
|
|
12-16-2012, 12:37 AM
|
#167
|
|
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Augusta,Georgia
Posts: 209
Liked 21 Times on 13 Posts
Likes Given: 45
|
I feel at home reading on this thread! I have a couple of years before retirement age but I dont think my knees are gonna last that long, had surgeries on both back before arthroscopic was widely used now I live in pain every day. Arthritis in my hands and just got over a bad kidney stone, but I guess I should really be thankful I dont have any other medical problems, pushing 60 and not on any kind of regular meds. I do have a case of that furniture disease "my chest has fell into my drawers" and made my waistline expand!!!!!! 
__________________
My readings of history convinces me that most bad government results from to much government.....Thomas Jefferson
Being Ignorant is not so much a shame as being unwilling to learn............Benjamin Franklin
If Barack Obama is the answer, the how damn stupid was the question.
|
|
|
|
|
12-16-2012, 12:48 AM
|
#168
|
|
Hardships make or break people. -Margaret Mitchell-
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Northern Illinois
Posts: 16,610
Liked 3094 Times on 2019 Posts
Likes Given: 3566
|
I have arthritis in my hands, too. Particularly my left hand. It hurts to even clap my hands. Very annoying.
__________________
Honor Student: School of Hard Knocks
To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
Quando Omni Flunkus Moritatus
|
|
|
|
|
12-16-2012, 01:08 AM
|
#169
|
|
I'd rather my own son see me die on my feet as a free man, than watch him go, broken, into slavery.
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: West, by God, Funroe,Louisiana
Posts: 14,630
Liked 4777 Times on 2849 Posts
Likes Given: 50
|
How old does one have to be to officially be considered an old fart? I get called old all the time. Heck, I think I'm looking younger lately.
Is it appearance? Age? Condition? How about if the white haired family doctor that looks like Andy Griffith actually tells you to start taking it easy and slow down?
__________________
Come if you must, but only if you must. For the day you find yourself upon my step, will surely be the night you find peace along Jordan's edge.
I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillement of all that he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause, and lies exhausted on the field of battle... Victorious.
Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
|
|
|
|
|
12-16-2012, 03:20 AM
|
#170
|
|
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Join Date: Dec 2010
Posts: 559
Liked 264 Times on 177 Posts
Likes Given: 123
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by winds-of-change
I have arthritis in my hands, too. Particularly my left hand. It hurts to even clap my hands. Very annoying.
|
The thought of getting the clap now excites me.
|
|
|
|
| Thread Tools |
|
|
| Display Modes |
 Linear Mode
|
|
|
|
