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Old 09-14-2012, 04:20 PM   #1
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Why was I born with just one heart?
I haven't got a clue
Cos Kylie makes mine overflow
I think I needed two

I read that you had cancer once
The papers say it's true
I'd gladly take your cancer
And suffer it for you

I would buy a DVD
Of you watching grass grow
I'd watch it, then I'd hit repeat
But this time in slow-mo

The Mods are getting mad at me
I laugh and I ignore them
"You must post a pistol thread,
For this is a gun forum!"

And so, I'd hold you in my hands
Like grips produced by Hogue
Just know that you still hold my heart
My sweet Kylie Minogue.

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This thread has one purpose.....



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....and that purpose is for ME to pay tribute to HER.



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For chrissake, TWMIM. Get over it. She isn't even going to look twice at you.

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And so, Dog, my friend, feel free to heed Ween...



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Look buddy we all know about that unfortunate summer you spent with her in '91
But she dumped your ass. No matter how great your lyrical and poetic skills are. She doesn't like you!!!

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And find a better woman for yourself, we just want you to be happy.



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For chrissake, TWMIM. Get over it. She isn't even going to look twice at you.
Wow.

I suppose you're right. I'm a hideous, mis-shapen blob of humanity that nobody will ever love.

Kylie, if you're reading this, I apologize. While attempting to leaven moods, I've obviously tried the patience of my forum mates, and probably sickened you with the prospect of ever meeting such a scummy creature as me.

I guess I'l just go sob softly now, and curse myself for daring to dream in this world without a heart.
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Wow.

I suppose you're right. I'm a hideous, mis-shapen blob of humanity that nobody will ever love.

Kylie, if you're reading this, I apologize. While attempting to leaven moods, I've obviously tried the patience of my forum mates, and probably sickened you with the prospect of ever meeting such a scummy creature as me.

I guess I'l just go sob softly now, and curse myself for daring to dream in this world without a heart.
Now that we have that sorted out.
You and allyssa Milano not getting together?? What happened to it being "worth it"?
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Now that we have that sorted out.
You and allyssa Milano not getting together?? What happened to it being "worth it"?
Sorry, the bath is running, and I have my wine and Valium and razor blades...

Sweet release.
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