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TWMIM 09-14-2012 04:20 PM

Self Serving Kylie Thread Version 2
 
Why was I born with just one heart?
I haven't got a clue
Cos Kylie makes mine overflow
I think I needed two

I read that you had cancer once
The papers say it's true
I'd gladly take your cancer
And suffer it for you

I would buy a DVD
Of you watching grass grow
I'd watch it, then I'd hit repeat
But this time in slow-mo

The Mods are getting mad at me
I laugh and I ignore them
"You must post a pistol thread,
For this is a gun forum!"

And so, I'd hold you in my hands
Like grips produced by Hogue
Just know that you still hold my heart
My sweet Kylie Minogue.

dog2000tj 09-14-2012 04:22 PM

.......... :p


TWMIM 09-14-2012 04:23 PM

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This thread has one purpose.....

TWMIM 09-14-2012 04:26 PM

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....and that purpose is for ME to pay tribute to HER.

winds-of-change 09-14-2012 04:27 PM

For chrissake, TWMIM. Get over it. She isn't even going to look twice at you. http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smile...mileys-264.gif

TWMIM 09-14-2012 04:30 PM

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And so, Dog, my friend, feel free to heed Ween...

ineverFTF 09-14-2012 04:42 PM

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Look buddy we all know about that unfortunate summer you spent with her in '91
But she dumped your ass. No matter how great your lyrical and poetic skills are. She doesn't like you!!!

So


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And find a better woman for yourself, we just want you to be happy.



Sincerely, butters.

TWMIM 09-14-2012 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by winds-of-change (Post 940535)
For chrissake, TWMIM. Get over it. She isn't even going to look twice at you. http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smile...mileys-264.gif

Wow.:(

I suppose you're right. I'm a hideous, mis-shapen blob of humanity that nobody will ever love.

Kylie, if you're reading this, I apologize. While attempting to leaven moods, I've obviously tried the patience of my forum mates, and probably sickened you with the prospect of ever meeting such a scummy creature as me.

I guess I'l just go sob softly now, and curse myself for daring to dream in this world without a heart.:(:(

ineverFTF 09-14-2012 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by TWMIM

Wow.:(

I suppose you're right. I'm a hideous, mis-shapen blob of humanity that nobody will ever love.

Kylie, if you're reading this, I apologize. While attempting to leaven moods, I've obviously tried the patience of my forum mates, and probably sickened you with the prospect of ever meeting such a scummy creature as me.

I guess I'l just go sob softly now, and curse myself for daring to dream in this world without a heart.:(:(

Now that we have that sorted out.
You and allyssa Milano not getting together?? What happened to it being "worth it"?

TWMIM 09-14-2012 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by ineverFTF (Post 940575)
Now that we have that sorted out.
You and allyssa Milano not getting together?? What happened to it being "worth it"?

Sorry, the bath is running, and I have my wine and Valium and razor blades...

Sweet release.:(


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