Security Salesman
Today a salesman came knocking trying to sell us a security system. I heard his spiel then we told him we weren't interested.
I had the strongest urge to tell him to wait and then come back to the door with my .357, Mak, and a shotgun and say, "this here's our security system mister...."
But I didn't....
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