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Benning Boy 06-12-2009 06:54 PM

Second Stab at Verse
 
With no ado
Or any decorum
I'm doing a verse
For the Firearms forum

A noble chat place
About days at the range
The participants many
The participants strange

There's Ineff, whose genius
Burns like a brazier
He often reminds me
Of Kelsey, from "Frasier"

There's Skull, who's enamored
Of kidneys and hearts,
And eating another's
Bodily parts

Dunerunner is friendly
And safe for a chat,
And someone has bitten
His Mexican hat

Cane has great wisdom
As we all have seen
But does he Know Colt
Is a gay magazine?

Tango is brilliant
And funny, and odd
He'll bunch up your panties
Into a tight wad

For settling fights
You call on a Mod
For pictures, call Dan
The Photoshop God.

Been typing for hours,
From night until dawn
Must go get some air now
And mow my damn lawn

spittinfire 06-12-2009 07:06 PM

I am simply amazed...well done sir!

Benning Boy 06-12-2009 07:17 PM

You are kind, my friend.:)

Dillinger 06-12-2009 07:21 PM

Wow! That's pretty impressive. If you weren't a damn duck lover I would gush over it - but I am just going to leave it at that as we are sworn enemies now....

JD

Benning Boy 06-12-2009 07:24 PM

It will all be over soon, my friend.:D

What's with the sig line?

user4 06-12-2009 07:25 PM

Haha. Creative. I thought of one too, but then I realized I was rhyming "Tool" with "Stool" and decided mine was not so nice as yours. I really need to learn how to be funny NOT at someone else's expense.

Benning Boy 06-12-2009 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ineffable (Post 116404)
Haha. Creative. I thought of one too, but then I realized I was rhyming "Tool" with "Stool" and decided mine was not so nice as yours. I really need to learn how to be funny NOT at someone else's expense.

Post, please. Maybe we get in Oprah's book club, get paid, take it on the road, put prose to music, tour with Ozzfest, turn to drugs, bottom out, get redemption, get a VH1 special.

And it could all start here.:D

Dillinger 06-12-2009 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Benning Boy (Post 116402)

What's with the sig line?

It was so damn funny, I figured it was worth quoting for a week or so.

user4 06-12-2009 07:37 PM

Nice sig, JD (and Benning). Such a high pedestal for me to fall from, sheesh!

Benning Boy 06-12-2009 07:38 PM

I sense tension in your posts. The Duck is wearing on you, isn't he?


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