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View Poll Results: Who's the greatest?
Chuck Norris 17 53.13%
Steven Seagal 13 40.63%
Jean Claude Van Damme 2 6.25%
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Old 06-19-2011, 06:47 PM   #11
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Norris in my mind is a real American hero type. The others....well.....I don't care for either of them really.

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Norris got around, settled down, and kept a wife....

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Van Damme got one, lost her, got her back.....

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Seagal gave this up for the babysitter, and is currently on his fourth wife...

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I wish VD and Segal would go fight in UFC.

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I wish VD and Segal would go fight in UFC.
We know, at least, that Van Damme would be down. This was rescheduled for November 2011

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How many other people out there have a whole world of jokes extolling their toughness? C'mon, it has to be Chuck.

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Seagal's best movie is the one where he got sucked out of the airplane.

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the commonality is all three massively abused steroids.

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the commonality is all three massively abused steroids.

i vote for:

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Disagree.

Van Damme, maybe.
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