Seagal vs. Norris vs. Van Damme
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Steven Seagal 13 40.63%
Jean Claude Van Damme 2 6.25%
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Old 06-19-2011, 06:14 PM   #1
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Default Seagal vs. Norris vs. Van Damme

Join me as I pick these guys apart, to determine the greatest action star of modern times.

I chose these three because they share a commonality in the paths of their lives.

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Merchandise.....

The Van Damme watch looks pretty cool....

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I've tried both of these, not very good.....

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I can't figure out what he was thinking....

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All three had scandals.

Norris was mild, an extramarital affair.

Van Damme was accused of beating his ex.

Seagal would take pages.

I don't know how much of any of these is true, so we'll disqualify this category.

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I would start out by saying Chuck Norris YES!
Van Damme ? EH!
Seagal! In my opinion if you have ever met him in person? He is the most arrogant S-B you have ever met. In my entire life I do not believe I have ever met anyone that was so arrogant, sarcastic and stuck on himself as Seagal. And I have never met anyone that I immediately disliked without any prior contact. It takes less than 10 seconds listening to him to pick up on it. That is why as well as the Dixie Chicks, I will not listen to any of their music or watch any of Segal's movies now or in the future. What a piece of Cr---p!

My vote is Chuck Norris without a doubt.
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I would start out by saying Chuck Norris YES!
Van Damme ? EH!
Seagal! In my opinion if you have ever met him in person? He is the most arrogant S-B you have ever met. In my entire life I do not believe I have ever met anyone that was so arrogant, sarcastic and stuck on himself as Seagal. And I have never met anyone that I immediately disliked without any prior contact. It takes less than 10 seconds listening to him to pick up on it. That is why as well as the Dixie Chicks, I will not listen to any of their music or watch any of Segal's movies now or in the future. What a piece of Cr---p!

My vote is Chuck Norris without a doubt.
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I keep hearing the same thing from guys who met Seagal.

J.D. was nicest about it, pretty much stayed empathetic and neutral, but what I keep hearing is that he's just not a real nice guy.
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Who's a fighter?

The Bruce Lee thing bothers me. Bruce is called the greatest martial artist ever, but never had a professional or amateur fight.

Chuck was a champion point fighter. Granted, you took contact, alot of it, back in the day. But shot got in, ref stops everything.

Van Damme was a full contact kickboxer. And he'll be fighting again in November.

Seagal taught Silva a front kick, the first kick you learn at the Mc Dojo.

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Who's a fighter?
Joe Lewis, is a fighter.

Could of been him in Way of the Dragon. What if?
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