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Old 02-20-2010, 06:26 PM   #21
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As many shotguns as you like he he
????? I'm gonna ask you about U.K. law in another thread, I thought you guys needed special permission even for those. I'm glad you've got those, at least.

Right now, I'm fighting, so I can't pay it thought, as my opponent is a sneaky s**t.


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Ah, your silly Japanese linear attacks have foiled me. I've dropped, into a sickle sweep that takes both of your legs out and lands you on your rump.

I'm back up, maybe lumped up a little, but I await your move, and I've given myself range....
Ah, herein lies the problem. You don't know about goju karate. Everything I've been taught has circular movements and angles,nothing linear that is the korean way.

And just why do you guys toughen your knuckles if all you ever do is kick.....kick.....kick...spin and twirl,kick. No wonder you guys always keep your guard down, no one ever gets hit.

I'm back up and close the distance. I don't play tip tap distance sparring. I'm in your face shooting uppercuts,hooks,and elbows. (empi ha).


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I need room to breathe. I must rely on the technique that separates my style from sport Tae Kwon Do.

Meet Hadan Chagi, the Low Kick. Years of kicking the bamboo with the shin has developed the abilty to launch a roundhouse to your upper thigh. One that , after just a few seconds, makes your leg go numb, and you have the sensation of dragging a dead piece of meat off of your hip.

What now, Gooeyju man?

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Having watched this battle from my window for the last 26 hours, I have decided that one of you is going to the hospital and the other to the morgue if you don't end this battle soon.

*sound of a round being chambered into a bolt action rifle and Butler Creek scope covers flipping open*

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I need room to breathe. I must rely on the technique that separates my style from sport Tae Kwon Do.

Meet Hadan Chagi, the Low Kick. Years of kicking the bamboo with the shin has developed the abilty to launch a roundhouse to your upper thigh. One that , after just a few seconds, makes your leg go numb, and you have the sensation of dragging a dead piece of meat off of your hip.

What now, Gooeyju man?
We call it the cutting kick. Using the blade of the shin and impacting in a C motion down. OUCH Crap that hurts!! BUT you dropped your flippers again mudskipper! Right hook to the mandible jawline followed by a left hook. Stay close mudskipper,stay close.
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Really, Goju has conditioning like no other.

Do you really want to start with a double leg high kick? Well, that will end badly for you. Like the common americanized karateka you have attacked the highest target with the lowest and slowest weapon, brilliant.

I moved, you missed. Now your weakside is exposed and at my disposal. Two strikes to the side of the neck for you just behind the ear with the first two knuckles.
An old friend of mine called Gary Spiers he was a Mouri from New Zealand he apparently trained in Japan for several years in Goju. He eventually settled in the north of England and I trained with him for 2 years BRUTAL guy Unfortunately he died about 10 years ago Think he was 5th dan or so. Have you heard of him. Massive 7 foot guy with lightening speed.
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I sit and patiently wait for everyone to tire themselves out, (fat guys have to be smarter about fighting).

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Time out guy's I gotta go get something to eat.....

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Okay, I'm back. Time in, go to it.

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Times up.

I bow, your battle has been epic.

Did anybody learn anything they didn't already know? Does anybody have a question for us?

And thanks for playing, Goju. *respect*



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