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Old 02-20-2010, 03:31 AM   #11
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And now I'm disdainfully taking my stance.

I will warn you, in my style, we are big on knuckle and shin conditioning.

I'm going to lead off with a front leg double roundhouse. First one at belt level, pops back second to your fat head.

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Really, Goju has conditioning like no other.

Do you really want to start with a double leg high kick? Well, that will end badly for you. Like the common americanized karateka you have attacked the highest target with the lowest and slowest weapon, brilliant.

I moved, you missed. Now your weakside is exposed and at my disposal. Two strikes to the side of the neck for you just behind the ear with the first two knuckles.


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Luckily, we're big on circular motion.

I might have taken the blow, but it is lessened.

And your dangling arm allows my spinning back kick to your midsection.

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I am not in this fight, but a spinning back kick I step into making the backside of your knee the fulcrum and I would deliver 2 sharp kidney punches before you realize that your fancy kick has been thwarted. Just me, not my fight.
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This thread is useless without Greg Jackson training and some serious ******CHS.

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Luckily, we're big on circular motion.

I might have taken the blow, but it is lessened.

And your dangling arm allows my spinning back kick to your midsection.

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First a double kick and now a fancy spinning kick. What, am I fighting a parapalegic?

Kicks are a huge chance,especially spinning and high kicks. They might land, but 9/10 they will just get your butt hurt, such as in this case. More punches on the way, two to the floater ribs then a hook to the temple.
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Ah, your silly Japanese linear attacks have foiled me. I've dropped, into a sickle sweep that takes both of your legs out and lands you on your rump.

I'm back up, maybe lumped up a little, but I await your move, and I've given myself range....
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Bang Bang your both dead lol
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Considering your locale, I've never heard an Airsoft go "Bang Bang". Maybe Pfft Pfft.

I'm sorry, that was low.
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