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opaww 11-09-2010 09:32 AM

Schnauzer
 
My neighbor found out that her dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to CVS and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

The lady went to CVS and bought some "Nair" hair remover. At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."

The lady said, "I'm not using it under my arms."

The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days."

The lady replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."

The pharmacist says, "Well stay off your bicycle for about a week."

winds-of-change 11-09-2010 10:05 AM

ROFL!! And I was getting all concerned about the poor dog's ears.

Neophyte1 11-09-2010 01:34 PM

That ''aint'' what I was ROTF about :) lolol

IGETEVEN 11-09-2010 01:45 PM

Now that's funny, I will pass this on! :D


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