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Old 04-24-2010, 05:32 PM   #51
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Three midgets meet in front of The World Headquarters for The Guinness Book of World Records.

The first midget says, "I'm gonna go in and get into The Guinness Book of World Records for having the world's smallest hands," and he goes in.
He comes out a few minutes later, and says, "I did it. I'm now in The Guinness Book of World Records for having the world's smallest hands."

The second midget says, "I'm gonna go in and get into The Guinness Book of World Records for having the world's smallest feet," and he goes in.
He comes out a few minutes later, and says, "I did it. I'm now in The Guinness Book of World Records for having the world's smallest feet."

The third midget says, "I'm gonna go in and get into The Guinness Book of World Records for having the world's smallest penis."
He comes out a few minutes later, and he's in tears.
The first midget says, "What happened?"
The third midget says, "I only got into The Guinness Book of World Records for having the world's second smallest penis...who the HELL is MoHawk?"
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Old 04-25-2010, 06:55 AM   #52
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Who is Mohawk, and who beat up the short bus guy?? Come on pick on people at your IQ level, thought that was a Bunker rule. I missed the beat down, I just assumed BB is doing court order public service and working with "special people". Mohawk Here's a cookie and a tissue...all is good now?
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