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Old 07-27-2009, 03:31 PM   #1
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*WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY*


Don't forget to mark your calendars.

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims and to demonstrate they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root-out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
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Old 07-27-2009, 03:36 PM   #2
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Hopefully I dont have to work. This would be fun to watch.

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The sacrifices we make for our country.

Oh well, if this is what it takes, I'm a patriot.

Well done sir. Well done.

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I need a damn flier or something to give to the new neighbor that moved in down the block. She walks her dog every morning with a skimpy workout top and short workout shorts and she looks patriotic. I seriously doubt there are any terrorists in my neighborhood, but one can never be to careful.

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If you saw some of the spandex-clad cow's in my town, you would convert....

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Now this is something every red blooded American should be involved in.

I'd also suggest barbecued spareribs to go with that beer.

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If you saw some of the spandex-clad cow's in my town, you would convert....
You may need to bring extra beer!
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You may need to bring extra beer!

Or one of those "carnival" mirrors that makes everything look skinny...
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That does it.......I am taking next Saturday off......

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If I walked naked around them they would all just drop over dead from either laughing or from frieght

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