I need a ringtone. I don't have one. I feel so left out. :sad:
I was at the post office once, in one of those LONG, per-Christmas shipping lines. One of the guys had a James Bond intro ringtone, you know the one, where bond is walking profile and all in silhouette? So his phone rang a couple of times and it played the music. On the fourth time he got a call it was beginning to get annoying because he never answered on the first ring!
So the phone rings for like the fifth time and out of nowhere this other guy says
"No Mr. Bond, I expect you to dieeeeeee"
Several of us just about peed we were laughing so hard, it was awesome!