[Benning Boy]

Do you know why a generation of young men wear nail polish and cry?

Because at some point, folk heroes went out of vogue. Like the big black guy who laid train track, or the big white guy with the blue ox.

We need a hero, and if there isn't one out there today, we'll just have to create one.

Do it for the kids.

One rule. These must be original. No taking a Norrisism and substituting J.D.'s name.

I bet this runs 10 posts, and I'll probably have five of those, but it's just been so gloomy lately, I have to try.

And he's off.

[Benning Boy]

I heard J.D. thinks the .50 BMG is a sensible pocket pistol.

[Benning Boy]

J.D. went to Washington to offer advice on the economy. The women pointed at his junk and cried "Stimulus Package!"

[Benning Boy]

J.D. refuses to pop chute during HALO jumps, cuz folding it back up is women's work.

[Benning Boy]

I heard that J.D. broke the scope on his rifle due to an overly powerful handload. Since he was practicing his 2 mile shot at individual grains of rice, he snatched a hawk off a tree, tied it to his rifle, and named it Bushnell.

[Dillinger]

LMAO - What the HELL are you up too??

Seriously, are you finishing off the bottle of Vicodin that you got with the toe injury?!

Quit it! Seriously.... This is getting out of hand. I thought Xerxes was crossing into uncomfortable terror-tory.