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 08-02-2009, 09:41 PM | #1 | Call Me Doug Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: It's because I actually HAVE those skills! Posts: 21,258 |  The Retirement of Benning Boy:
Who is Benning Boy?
The guy who is constantly starting entertaining threads?
The guy with a quick post here or there that will have you spitting soda on your computer?
The guy who keeps us all from posting the same lame topics over and over again?
But who is he really and what does he do in his real life?
We have had little glimpses into the man’s actions. He had a medical incident with his toe last year, supposedly due to a Cold Steel Machete incident. He works in “health care” but we are not given any real evidence of this “job” – and he seems to be way too entertaining to just be a mere day in and day out medical professional.
He disappears for a few days, shows back up, stays on for hours, then just up and disappears again. He’s way too wordly, so he has obviously done extensive traveling. Hmmmmm?
Well, I have taken it upon myself to do some research, and what I found out was pretty shocking to me.
Benning Boy, or Razor Sharp as he has been known to his fans, has been earning his living as a Mixed Martial Artist for the UFC!
That’s right, this little “medical job” of his is actually sending fighters who opposed him in the 205lb Division to the hospital FOR TREATMENT.
 __________________ "as for my Sword & Spear we will serve the throne, but NEVER that man who sits upon it" - Achilles - Warrior of Warriors
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Originally Posted by doctherock
Dillinger didn't have to let me try Cammenga Mags before I bought them; but he is a man of great character & a man who's word to me now is a good as gold. If he recommends it I know its good stuff.
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| 08-02-2009, 09:47 PM | #2 | Call Me Doug Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: It's because I actually HAVE those skills! Posts: 21,258 |
The numbers are staggering.
35 Fights! Zero losses!
34 Knockouts and 1 Submission!
7 times he won Knock Out of The Night!
5 times he was involved in Fight of The Night!
He won the 205lb Title and defended it 27 times in a row! __________________ "as for my Sword & Spear we will serve the throne, but NEVER that man who sits upon it" - Achilles - Warrior of Warriors
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Originally Posted by doctherock
Dillinger didn't have to let me try Cammenga Mags before I bought them; but he is a man of great character & a man who's word to me now is a good as gold. If he recommends it I know its good stuff.
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| 08-02-2009, 09:55 PM | #3 | Call Me Doug Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: It's because I actually HAVE those skills! Posts: 21,258 |
Knockout wins over a who’s who of the 205lb Division:
Chuck Lidell ( 4 times ),
Rashad Evans ( 6 times ),
Forrest Griffin ( 4 Times ),
Tito Ortiz (4 times AND one submission ),
Lyoto Machida ( 4 times ) and
Thiego Silva ( 4 times ).
 __________________ "as for my Sword & Spear we will serve the throne, but NEVER that man who sits upon it" - Achilles - Warrior of Warriors
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Originally Posted by doctherock
Dillinger didn't have to let me try Cammenga Mags before I bought them; but he is a man of great character & a man who's word to me now is a good as gold. If he recommends it I know its good stuff.
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| 08-02-2009, 09:58 PM | #4 | Call Me Doug Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: It's because I actually HAVE those skills! Posts: 21,258 |
__________________ "as for my Sword & Spear we will serve the throne, but NEVER that man who sits upon it" - Achilles - Warrior of Warriors
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Originally Posted by doctherock
Dillinger didn't have to let me try Cammenga Mags before I bought them; but he is a man of great character & a man who's word to me now is a good as gold. If he recommends it I know its good stuff.
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| 08-02-2009, 10:07 PM | #5 | Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Ohio, Ohio Posts: 10,953 |
Excellent work, JD. I thought I knew him a little, but obviously not. I'd buy his next ppv fight. He does need to give out tickets to his friends, imo.
Very well done!!  __________________ From C3Shooter:
Skullcrusher, you are evil, sick, demented, twisted- and my hero!
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...without the Second, we cannot protect the rest!
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| 08-02-2009, 10:12 PM | #6 | Call Me Doug Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: It's because I actually HAVE those skills! Posts: 21,258 |
Seriously! Ring side seats, or backstage passes so we could meet the ring girls.
I volunteer Skull and Myself for Official Ring Girl Outfit Assistants at your next fight Benning.
JD __________________ "as for my Sword & Spear we will serve the throne, but NEVER that man who sits upon it" - Achilles - Warrior of Warriors
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Originally Posted by doctherock
Dillinger didn't have to let me try Cammenga Mags before I bought them; but he is a man of great character & a man who's word to me now is a good as gold. If he recommends it I know its good stuff.
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| 08-02-2009, 10:16 PM | #7 | Supporting Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 4,754 |
Can he get me a date with "the lovely Arianna"? | |
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| 08-02-2009, 10:24 PM | #8 | When it's Necessary.... Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Tornado "Just Blow Me" Alley, Oklahoma U.S.A. Posts: 8,424 |
Well I'll be damned. __________________
Jack
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"There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter." - Hemingway
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| 08-02-2009, 10:24 PM | #9 | Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Ohio, Ohio Posts: 10,953 |
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Originally Posted by Dillinger
Seriously! Ring side seats, or backstage passes so we could meet the ring girls.
I volunteer Skull and Myself for Official Ring Girl Outfit Assistants at your next fight Benning.
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I call sticky spray on the bottoms. __________________ From C3Shooter:
Skullcrusher, you are evil, sick, demented, twisted- and my hero!
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Originally Posted by pandamonium
...without the Second, we cannot protect the rest!
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| 08-02-2009, 10:25 PM | #10 | Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: everywhere Posts: 9,640 |
I've been kind of directionless for awhile. The old "Pirate looks back at 40" thing.
The inspiration of Tango in the Emo thread made me think that it's not enough to whine about how pathetic the new generation is, a glaring example must be set.
So as I sat contemplating another whey protein shake, the wife gets back from the store, had hit up the Red Box, and got me "Never Surrender", the MMA movie.
I hopped on the Forum, and while most will view this thread as amusing, for me it was a 400 lb.ebonite bowling ball scattering the pins of my indecision.
I've got one great fight left in me.
I know where, I know when, and now I know what I must do.
If it all goes to plan, I will be in Skullcrusher land in March.
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