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Sterling PLPR (Pre-Lubed Pocket Rocket)
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Ding ding ding! Winnah!
Okay, "assault rifle" made entirely from pork products. GO!
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07-08-2011, 07:58 PM
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Hardships make or break people. -Margaret Mitchell-
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Fictional guns requiring expert marketing names.
Our first is a machine pistol, built on a frame made from hemp resin, with a 420 round drum.
Submit your offering....
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07-08-2011, 08:23 PM
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Deader Bears=Better Bears
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Ding ding ding! Winnah!
Okay, "assault rifle" made entirely from pork products. GO!
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Uncle Porky's Bacon Blaster.
The Porcine Persuader.
The Non-Halal Hammer. 
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GANDER MOUNTAIN OF HATTIESBURG, MS IS OVERPRICED, HAS LOUSY CUSTOMER SERVICE, & SELLS BEAT UP PISTOLS TO LITTLE OLD LADIES AS "NEW". :p
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07-08-2011, 08:26 PM
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You know, I pull stuff out of the air, then as a second thought, I google it. And sure enough.....
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07-08-2011, 08:28 PM
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Deader Bears=Better Bears
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^^^ Even a near miss could seriously mess up your cholesterol num and leave you out of breath and thirsty.
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Dead Bears, the only good kind.
GANDER MOUNTAIN OF HATTIESBURG, MS IS OVERPRICED, HAS LOUSY CUSTOMER SERVICE, & SELLS BEAT UP PISTOLS TO LITTLE OLD LADIES AS "NEW". :p
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07-08-2011, 08:32 PM
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NSA data miner
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You know, I pull stuff out of the air, then as a second thought, I google it. And sure enough.....
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I want to see Adam Dunn finish 3 of these in an hour......
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07-08-2011, 09:05 PM
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Fictional? I donno... Doing some research, looks like the military was testing similar designs...
"The AR-Four-Two-0, Developed by Armalite under the supervision of Eugene Stoner as a lighter alternative the the larger M-16. Little is known about about the project. Although tests looked promising, For unknown reasons during the Clinton administration, interest declined, records were lost, and further plans for the AR-Four-Two-0 went "up in smoke."
I couldnt find much on the second one... All I could find was the description "Sterling Model 69 with Improved Handling Grip System" The weapon is still in the testing phase and the militarys official comment is: "This weapon is classified with a strict "Dont Ask, Dont Tell policy."
Still doing the research on the other one...... 
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07-08-2011, 09:34 PM
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Okay, "assault rifle" made entirely from pork products. GO!
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I donno.... The M1 Carb-swine?....
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07-08-2011, 10:06 PM
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Aww yeah, winner right here..... 
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07-08-2011, 10:07 PM
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Okay, sub machine gun built by the folks at Tampax. Name it, GO!
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