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Old 07-08-2011, 08:56 PM   #11
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Ding ding ding! Winnah!

Okay, "assault rifle" made entirely from pork products. GO!
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Our first is a machine pistol, built on a frame made from hemp resin, with a 420 round drum.

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Ding ding ding! Winnah!

Okay, "assault rifle" made entirely from pork products. GO!
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The Porcine Persuader.
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You know, I pull stuff out of the air, then as a second thought, I google it. And sure enough.....
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^^^ Even a near miss could seriously mess up your cholesterol num and leave you out of breath and thirsty.
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I want to see Adam Dunn finish 3 of these in an hour......
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Fictional? I donno... Doing some research, looks like the military was testing similar designs...

"The AR-Four-Two-0, Developed by Armalite under the supervision of Eugene Stoner as a lighter alternative the the larger M-16. Little is known about about the project. Although tests looked promising, For unknown reasons during the Clinton administration, interest declined, records were lost, and further plans for the AR-Four-Two-0 went "up in smoke."

I couldnt find much on the second one... All I could find was the description "Sterling Model 69 with Improved Handling Grip System" The weapon is still in the testing phase and the militarys official comment is: "This weapon is classified with a strict "Dont Ask, Dont Tell policy."

Still doing the research on the other one......
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Okay, "assault rifle" made entirely from pork products. GO!
I donno.... The M1 Carb-swine?....
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I donno.... The M1 Carb-swine?....
Aww yeah, winner right here.....
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Okay, sub machine gun built by the folks at Tampax. Name it, GO!
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