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Old 12-13-2012, 04:15 PM   #461
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As far as bumping uglies , I am the one man on this earth that ALWAYS got the girl who wanted more than most guys do . Of course there is always the 3 times a night for 45 minutes the first few months then it falls off .
Me and the wife are dealing with that now . We use to do alot together and have fun before the kids . Kids came along and I screwed up my back and its gone down hill . Either we are both dog tired or the kids are being bad and wont leave us alone , always seems to be something that pops up '' no pun intended '' when the time comes or the mood strikes , hell we have gone a month and a half a few times . Even if the kids manage to sleep late on the weekend her mom will call or walk over or someone will show up . But one good thing about not gettin it 24/7 is its damn good when you do And to hell with setting a time for it , its just awkward , needs to be when mood hits , not 9:45 on thursday night

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I wonder what most people feel is the ideal number of times. Given that we all work and are busy, I think 3 to 4 times per week would be good.
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That would be great for me but my wife says when things are going good 1-2 is good. I could live with that but ive gone far longer. I guess its different for everyone
Frequency of sex is a very personal thing and it's different for everyone.
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And I still "Choose Poorley" when it comes to women...Thats why I still remain single and am "Sworn to fun and loylal to none"
That's because you let the little head do the thinking.
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Me and my wife get into it about sex because she never seems to have time, but she just won't let herself wind down for the night and when she finally does she's too tired for me. She'll clean house or whatever till 10:30 so when she hits the pillow its lights out.

Or she'll make suggestive comments to me at 6:00 during dinner or throughout the afternoon and then leave me laying there with a you know what. The other night she came home and sat on my lap on the cough and asked me, "Are we gonna play tonight?". To which I said, "I don't know you tell me, you're apperently the one who makes that decision."

Thing is she knows it bothers me. We used to knock boots 5 or 6 times a week but now I'm lucky to get it once in 3 months.

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Fathead sent this to me today because he thought I'd get a chuckle out of it. Hope it lightens the mood.



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This used to be a Forum dedicated to firearms. It seems it is now a Viagra moment confesssion Booth. Dear Abby would feel very much at home here.

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This used to be a Forum dedicated to firearms. It seems it is now a Viagra moment confesssion Booth. Dear Abby would feel very much at home here.
This is the general discussion section..... relax
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This used to be a Forum dedicated to firearms. It seems it is now a Viagra moment confesssion Booth. Dear Abby would feel very much at home here.
Well wives and guns are very similar, the longer you have either the more you want to shoot it...

Forget where I heard that joke. J/k of course, I'm happily taken :-)
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Oh my mistake! Im on a smart phone!!!!! Sorry

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