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Old 05-06-2014, 11:58 PM   #1
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Susie Lee done fell in love
She planned to marry Joe
She was so happy bout it all
She told her Pappy so

Pappy told her, "Susie Gal
You'll have to find another"
I'd just as soon your Mom don't know
But Joe is yo half-brother

So Susie put aside her Joe
And planned to marry Will
But after telling Pappy this
He said "There's trouble still"

You can't marry Will my Gal
And please don't tell your Mother
But Will and Joe and several mo
I know is your half brother

But Mama knew and said "my child
just do what makes you happy"
Marry Will or marry Joe
You ain't no kin to Pappy



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Old 05-07-2014, 12:02 AM   #2
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OH! LMAO and rolling



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Now that right there is funny!

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funny poem!

and it's even true in certain parts of the country!

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Ma sister is a looker. TWANG) ...! LMAO, Lol.! ..

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Who be my babies daddy!!!!!

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and how about kissing cousins?

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:thumbup:: thumbup::thumbup::thumbup::thumbup: roflmao
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Oh my.
And up came my coffee


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