An Amish boy and his father were visiting a shopping mall.
They were amazed by almost everything they saw,but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked ,"what is this Dad?" The father, never having seen an elevator responded, "Son I have never seen anything like this in my life,I dont know what is is."While the boy and his father were watching the amazement ,an elderly lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.
The wallls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequenially. They continued to watch it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in reverse order.Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeouse, 24-year old young woman stepped out. The father , not taking hus eyes off the young woman ,said quietly to his son,"Go get you mother!"