Originally Posted by canebrake
I like Shotgun News
After subscribing for awhile, a guy can roll 'em up a few at a time, tie 'em together with twine and use 'em for fire starter logs.
In a pinch, they can be used as toilet paper although the ink can be hard on sensitive skin.
Otherwise there is always SMUT, or at least there used to be...I heard the publishers found religion?