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Old 04-13-2012, 08:51 PM   #9851
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You call your bike an "ass"? I bet it smells better and goes faster.
I ask my sister about her Asses regularly; she has a half dozen or so donkey's that live in their fields.
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Old 04-14-2012, 01:01 AM   #9852
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You call your bike an "ass"? I bet it smells better and goes faster.
I ask my sister about her Asses regularly; she has a half dozen or so donkey's that live in their fields.
I think he means his tail hurts.
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Old 04-14-2012, 01:29 AM   #9853
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yea im pushing 260 on a lil sportster thats been lowered on the fine paved roads of north cakolac , think ill swipe dads soft tail with the 125 s&s next time .

Got the hard top for the pontoon roughed out this afternoon . Found some old 1/2 a-frames that use to be the canopies at the food lion , took one and cut it 1/2 , and welded them back together . gonna pick up some 3/4 x6ft black pipe for the legs 2mar . Ill put some pics up tomar .

And here is the bead sight we had taken off codys nose . Guess his aim wont be the same again . lol , non cancerous , just a cyst that popped up out of the blue
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Are you sure that wasn't the rare black-furred rhinocerous lab?
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I think he means his tail hurts.
Yes, i gathered as much and was just pickin at him.

I do think "My Ass" would be a funny name for a hardtail or a lowered bike. As in: "Whew my ass is killin me with these rough roads" or "Hooo doggy My Ass is one fine piece of machinery" or even better "I sure am down in the dumps as that feller with the crotch rocket just beat My Ass". Some phrases should probably be avoided: "Man you ain't rode nothin till you have rode My Ass" or "The repo man is tryin to get a piece of My Ass" or worse yet "i came to an there was a big ugly feller sittin on My Ass".
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or that lady on the cell phone rammed her car right into my ass
the ass is backfiring
i got mud on my ass
hey a stranger is messing with my ass
my ass is out of gas
put mud tires on it and it becomes swamp ass
my ass took a pounding over that speed bump
wanna ride my ass ?
Im going to go play with my ass
My thumb got ... better not lol

AHAHAHAHAhaha......ha . its 12:15 .... why am i still up ?
OH YEA ! I KNOW WHY... kids spewed chunks of half digested milk that smell lovely , then it took me a while to organize almost 4,000 pictures of the kids and family on the computer . Wonder if thats why its slow ?

ANNNNNNNNDDDDD I just found a mother *&*&*&*ing tick crawling on me
If I ever make to heaven im gonna have a chat with Mr Jesus on why he created a *%^(^&%****** ******* ********* ******** ******
T I C K !!!!!!!!! I wish they were bigger and tougher so I could torture them . Burning them gives me no satisfaction . The things i would do to a tick if possible would make satan sick back and go whoa there buddy ! you alright?
There is no form of torture of means of killing a damn tick that could make me happy , if God took them off this earth i would still hate them with a undying passion .

Gello .... You think you hate bears ? I think its impossible for anyone or thing to have as much hate as i do for *************** tick . Makes me want to rip my skin off , take swim in bleach , and burn the house down then dump toxic waste all over it
And why am i watching the 1st matrix ? and why is it recorded on tivo ?

Only thing as bad as a tick is getting tangled in a spiders web full of millions of tinny tiny spiders ..... You will see a fat man come out of his shirt and pants in record time , regardless of company .Yep this fat boy will be riding home naked to shave his head .
Ok Im done , pain meds kicking in and the bed is calling , gotta lot of loafing to do tomar
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I feel it only fair to point out that bears carry ticks.

Perhaps put some vaseline on it to make it release & then let it swim in coca cola until it melts like the penny of ill repute.


...Boss has been on my ass all dang day...The wife was kicking my ass last night she was soooo mad...Even my dog doesn't like my ass; he peed on it...

I should NOT be sober this late.
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Old 04-14-2012, 05:21 AM   #9858
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I once had a tick in my hair. I had an itch and when I went to scratch it, the tick came loose. I pulled it out of my hair to see what it was and it was a tick. I freaked and threw it down on the carpet without thinking. I never did find that thing again. I have never had a tick before or since.
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I've never dealt with tix but I have dealt with scorpions on a daily basis they're funny because the glow under a black light best described as a radioactive green glowing bark scorpions to the exact
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I wonder how long it will take to get 10,000 replies.

I have a hardtail bike, it hurts my a$$.

It's a chopped up Honda Shadow

Its funny when people say they like my "Harley"

They seem upset when they see the "Honda" stamping on the motor.

I've met two people smart enough to know it was a Honda, they were both dumb enough to ask if it was a Rebel. It sits about 2" of the ground, makes it look a little shorter.

Anybody want to buy it?

I spend too much time on here.
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