An American tourist was in Israel on vacation with her husband of many, many years. Her husband died peacefully in his sleep. The EMT's transported the body to a local hospital who sent it to a local mortuary-type outfit. The mortuary owner told the wife/tourist that they could inter her late husband's body for $500, but if she wanted to ship it back to the U.S. for burial, their prep. work and shipping would total over $5,000. She advised they should ship his crusty butt back to the U.S. for burial. Rather surprised, the mortuary owner asked "why", to which the wife/tourist replied "i understand one of the men you guys buried here got up and walked back out three days later; i'm not taking any chances on having to put up with this one anymore."
Dead Bears, the only good kind.